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as for now im gonna hear the saddest songs.
and sit alone and wonder, how youre making out.
and as for me i wish that i was anywhere,
with anyone,
making out.
i hope youre as happy as youre pretending.



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yea my girlfriend recently dumped me because i yell out "inappropreat" words during our sexual intercorse for instense when we do it i yell out "fuck me hard daddy!!" and she saids its not right and i just dont see whats wrong with it i dont know maybe you can help

i dont think she broke up with you because you yell. i think she broke up with you, because shes not your daddy. and the fuck me hard daddy kinda freaked her out. maybe you were molested by your father, or a father "figure" i think you might be bisexual or gay. i think you need a support group. if none of these sounds correct. find a girl to sleep with who yells "fuck me good momma!!"

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how do i tell u i love u...haha




-ben

mmmm sweety!!

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What do you do if you know you love your significant other,and you know he loves you aswell...he just isn't too affectionate.And your friends are constantly telling you that he doesn't love you anymore,and you should just give up on him...?

this is a really broad question.
how do you know he still loves you?
what does he do to show his love?
how do you want him to be more affectionate?
what does he do to make your friends feel like he doesnt love you anymore?

besides that though, this isnt about your friends. its about you and him. and if you both know that you have your love, then thats all that matters. and if you two are in love, then you should have no problem talking to him about being more affectionate. but there is a time, when two people just dont work anymore. and theyve had there happiness and its time to move on. most of the time, the more you try to hold on to something, the more you feel like... you got nothen. maybe you too just need a break.. or maybe the realtionship just isnt good anymore. so to wrap this up, talk to him, talk to your friends, find out what you really want.

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What do you do when your friend wants to lick your nine?

you mean lick your three?
let them..

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Hey, i got to know something. If someone like kinda forces you to kiss someone. like grabs your face and his and pushes you together, is that still like kissing each other. Truthfully.

it depends.. first, on how you both feel, and on how you felt about it. but because it was forced, it probley didn't mean as much as it would if it was volentary. try again for the real thing. :>

hey this is fun

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