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Hey. Im Chaos. Im from Texas. I am a Singer in a local band, and i stumbled across this site because of a friend. I enjoy playing all kinds video games, and watching cartoons. So yes you can call me a nerd. haha. One of my most influencial musicians that iv ever came across is pantera. Iv come to learn alot of stuff from them, and never will i forget what iv learned.
E-mail: Vash20SP@yahoo.com
Gender: Male
Location: Texas
Occupation: Ninja
AIM: CHA0SN1NJA
Member Since: January 23, 2005
Answers: 12
Last Update: April 6, 2005
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how does a mexican with a fro get to having sex with a guy like you? (link)
you have to talk dirty to me. make me hot like pot of boiling water. ohhh, yessss... you know how i like it..... =)
Chaos


Your hot and yeah i guess i kinda like u too....ur taken i respect that..................................... (link)
=) 0k


I'm a 15 year old girl, who's confident and a sweet person. I feel really satisfied with my life.. I have decent grades, the best friends a girl could ask for, and a great home life. I have an empty feeling inside me though, because I don't have a boyfriend or even a crush. I haven't met anyone that's met up to my standards (which is basically funny, romantic, & polite) All the guys in my grade are either obnoxious and shallow jerks, or else gay. Any suggestions on where to meet guys? (link)
i say, dont go out lookin for love, if it was meant to happin, it would have, and if it hasnt yet, just keep on doing what your doing. and besides, your special someone might just be right in front of you and you dont even know it.....
-chaos-


hey what should i do.. i like you alot.. uhh.. (link)
uhhh, i unno. tell me who this is, and ill like.... get back to ya... im sorta taken right now.... so yeah..... but yeah....


Hey justin, so i have this lady and she's the fuckin shit. We've been goin out for a little while and i fuckin adore this chick. I think i may love her, but should i tell her i love her or wait till later on in the relationship so i dont fuck things up? Any advice would be good thanks alot (link)
yo. aight, dis is how i see shit. u n dis lady of yers are goin pretty good right now. and you dont want to fuck shit up, so i woulndt go out and just, say " I LOVE YOU " like a mindless fuck, butter her up and get her alone and do some sensitive shit like, whisper it in her ear right after a big kiss or kick ass hug. girls like that sensative stuff dude, and if there is anything chix like more than love, is being loved. but yea, spoil her, buy her sumthin nice and take her to a movie or sumthin like dat. good luck bro. im hree if ya need N E thing else.
-chaos-


omg. i love you justin. everytime i hear your name or see your pictures in my locker i start to crying because i have no chance with you. im just a nerd and your this hot sexy stoner ninja wannabe guy and im just a loser with high waters and big nerdy glasses. you could never love someone like me. god justin! i wish i was your girlfriend. i can change how i look for you if you just ask me out. i look at all the pics i took of you, like the one i took of you getting dressed, and the one of you walking in the hallways at school talking to your friends. god i keep thinking of you. everynite i masterbate to your picture and i think of you doing it. not me. i follow you every where you go but you never notice me because im just a nerd and nobody cares about me. i take your picture all the time. why just why can you just notice me. i fell in love with you from the moment i saw you. we could be soul mates.
J/K justin its suzin.. haha i had u fooled didnt i.. u though i was someone else.. well i though i should do that to you just for the fun of it and im bored.. and you owe benji a shirt dont forget that.. lol.. well im going to go.. muahh
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crazy kids..... i know. the shirt thing... its coming soon...


i have a problem.. i dont know if my mom is a virgin or not.. lol i love you justin.. i cant wait tell next year when i get to go to main then i can see you when ever i want..((hopefuly))
yeah that question wasnt rly a ? but i do have a question.. i like this guy and he likes me(guy #1) and there is this guy i love but he doesnt love me anymore(guy#2) ok well guy #1 and me went out and guy #2 told me if i went out with guy #1 he wouldnt talk to me.. what should i do?? (link)
Dear first person to ever ask me a question~

well, you got yourself into a rut this time little lady. u love guy number 2 correct. well, if guy #2 ever had any real feelings for you he would understand your affection twords guy #1, and if u like guy number 1 i say you go for it!! and if guy #2 has anything to say to taht, he will have to answer to my ninja skillz!!!




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