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EM!LY!

I love life, that's it(o:



"For God so loved the world

that he gave his only Son,

that whoever believes in him should

not perish, but have eternal life."

Gospel of John 3:16

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whats a rele rele funny riddle or joke that is kindda short but will make some one laugh i really need help so i can get my friend with this so please help me... :D thank you...

well this is pretty much a series of a riddle but it's pretty funny because people can NEVER get it(o:!

1. How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?
You open the refrigerator door, put the elephant in, and close the door

2. How do you put a giraffe in the refrigerator?
You open the refrigerator door, take the elephant out, then put the giraffe in, and close the door.

3. The Lion King is holding an Animal Meeting, in which all animals must attend. Every kind of animal came except for one. What is the absent animal?
The giraffe. Remember? He's still in the refrigerator.

4. A team of adventurers came upon a river. They were about to cross it when they saw a sign that says: "Caution! There are alligators in this river!" What should they do to get to the other side? (No bridges!)
Just cross the river. The alligators are at the Animal Meeting.



And then there's this one. pretty nasty, but hey it makes me laugh.

Fatherless and motherless,
And born without a skin,
I speak when I am born,
and never speak again.
what am i?

a fart

if you want more e-mail me! emnotini@comcast.net (:

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