I have come to your planet to study human society and offer the wisdom of the Galactic Sodality so that mankind may advance to the next level of mental awareness.
Location: Procyon III
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You seem very knowledgeable about human beings. I am curious about your own race. Does your race have emotions? Do you have art and culture? Do you reproduce sexually, asexually, or some other way? Are your eyes really that big? (link)
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Your interest is very gratifying. So many of the questions at Advicenators relate solely to puerile matters such as the shaving of body hair in proximity to reproductive organs.
Although we register emotions, most of them do not have as significant an effect on our thought processes as it appears to do for humans. Emotions like fear, anger or horniness may still inspire physical action, but our ability to judge the consequences of actions seldom allows us to get into the difficulties that appears so commonly on Advicenators.
Art, music and other aspects of high culture are prominent on Procyon. By the standards of the Galactic Sodality, natives of Procyon are considered to excel at expressive dance.
Biologically, we are hermaphrodites and can self-fertilize. Some offspring are generated naturally, usually due to an artistic desire on the part of the parents. However, most offspring are produced in vitro at the Eugenics Institute. We all donate milt and ova to the Institute and, after our deaths, our life-biographies are evaluated for optimal compatibilities and gametes are brought together and incubated at the Institute. Offspring are distributed to mentor-parents, who raise them to adulthood.
Our eyes are indeed this large, which greatly facilitates our ability to observe you.
If you wish to pursue these studies further, I advise relocating to Aldebaran and attending classes at the Xenobiological Institute. Sophonts from outside the Sodality generally receive generous financial aid packages.
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Very informative. Human hermaphrodites, unfortunately, cannot fertilize themselves. I, for one, would very much like to fertilize myself, as I am the only one I have ever met worth mating with.
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