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Member Since: May 7, 2005
Answers: 16
Last Update: May 21, 2005
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ok, after everytime i masterbate, i feel really, really guilty...i wounder what my girlfriend would say if she had found out, i feel like it is a complete sin, and after everytime i do that, i feel that God punishes me, but he doesnt seem to punish other people i know do it... what should i think? is it ok, or should i try to stop?? HELP!! (link)
It's okay. I masturbate all the time. In fact, I'm masturbating right now. You could try to stop but I bet you anything you won't succeed. I've tried, it doesn't work. Once you start, you are a slave to the devil's work and through your horny little actions you will be consumed by Satan and probably become the antichrist. So yeah, you're doomed to hell, buddy. I'll see you there. *finishes wanking*


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lol...wow...you put a lot of thought into this havent you?




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