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Q: 1)omg i waer a 34 b and my nipleas are like a different color tan my boob in like a lil cirlce and i have this lil point of a niples on both .. is sumthing rong wiht me please give m egood advice i will give yoo a five is yoo tell me why becuase i no its not normal!

2)the niples are like crusty and thay hert and i have never had sex! okaii and itss not juss my period! if yoo have good advice please!!

3) whwn i get my period i hert so bad ill like cry ofrever!! i get horrible cramps ... i went to the doctor and she said a heating pad and meticine.. that doesent wok!!!

4) when i go to the bath room and i like wipe iand my finger actully tuches the inside it sticks soooo bad!! is that normal?


~~~~~~ i give 5's too ppl that give good advice okay not juss ... c a doctr!! wow thats great okay so i relly need help!! (13/f) okay so if yoo can help that would be awsum okaii luv yall bye!
Before I answer any of your questions, I gotta say I had a hard time understanding what you're asking since the spelling is horrible so don't blame me if I give bad advice since I'm basing it off what I 'think' you're trying to ask me. Also, since you didn't put (S) in your question, be warned I won't take your question too seriously and may throw some joke in there as well.

1) If your nipples are a different color than the actual boob then yes you are ok... if that different color is green, blue, or violet, it's time to get that checked out.

2) You're gonna hafta give me more detail. Having crusty ass nips could mean anything - too much wheat bread, not enough water, wrong SPF, etc.

3) First I need to know what kind of medicine you're already taking. Otherwise, I can't help. Be warned, I'm not a doctor. If you're taking some hardkore meds that shouldn't be taken with anything else, then you shouldn't listen to me. Otherwise, take 2 Advil to relieve the pain from the cramps... my cousin swears by it. You'll still get the cramps but the pain won't be like a sharp knife being twisted in your stomach but more like a throbbing needle that was heated on an open fire stove.

4) If it smells like fish, then it's probably just the period. If it smells like shit, you need to clean better down there. If it smells like fish & shit, it's time to see a gyny. Seriously though, it could be anything. I need to know your cleaning habits (for you pervs, I only need to know if she's cleaning right so stop those dirty thoughts - yeah, I mean you, the guy snickering). How often do you clean yourself down there? Are you using a tampon? Are you on the Pill? Do you have a burning sensation when you piss? Answer these and I think I can actually give you better advice

PS: Learn. To. Spell.

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Like my name says, g'head make my day; ask me anything. I'll answer the boring (Is the sky blue?) to the bizarre (should I bring a glow-in-the-dark cock ring to the bukkake party?). I only have one request: if you want a serious answer, please do so using (S) as an indicator. Otherwise, I will decide whether or not to apply my witticism (which may not necessarily be witty) to yon inquiry.

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