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Q: ok...there is this girl at my school who is like friends with everybody...and shes is friends with me ...well at least i think... but everytime somebody has a party she is the one who hands out the invitations and she looks right at me and doesnt give me one (we talk all the time ) does she have a problem with me?
That biatch! Don't sweat this. If this person was truly your friend, you would've been the first one she gave an invite. A verbal one - not a piece of paper. A verbal invite indicates the closeness of the speaker to the listener. Two ways to go about this:

1) Confront her directly and ask her if she has a problem w/ you.

If yes, ask why. Depending on how bad her answer is should tell you whether or not she's really your friend.

If no, ask why she didn't invite you at all. Depending on how bad her answer is should tell you whether or not she's really your friend.

2) Ignore her and find some new friends.

Remember, kiddies, a good friend will bail you out of jail with his/her last dollar. A GREAT friend will help you dump the body.

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