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Jessica.
I might have created the universe, but i just can't remember if that was me or someone else.
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17... a small age for some.. but most of you think it is ancient. =P

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hes adorable...and romantic...but taken. hes kindof crazy, like hes convinced hes gonna marry his gf in 11 years (we're all 14!) and anyway....so this girl, lets call her lizzy, is goin out with this guy, will call him shaq...so theyve been having some problems lately, like he kinda cheats on her...and has done it with me a fe times...but she doesnt mind too much. in fact, when she tried to break up with him, he cried! hes so sweet like that...so lizzy and shaq are currently dating, and i am always counselling lizzy cuz shes my girl, but secretly i really want her to dump him. and i can just barely stand it sometimes...no offense to her, but shes really not attractive, kinda bitchy sometimes, not so many friends, kinda racist (even tho shes black)...so i cant help feeling sometimes that i deserve him more! well anyway i could go on and on but still, what am i supposed to do? how can i stand her having him when i want him so bad? and i know he likes me...help please?

i think you should be more careful because what if this 'lizzie character' foudn out how you really feel about her.

i think that you should forget this loser because he obviously can't keep his hot stuff to himself...

cheating is a horrid thing! why would you do that to your friend...?

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(Rating: 1) thanks buddy..
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