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First of all I love your advice and your feedback is hilarious. You're straight up and sarcastic so I figure I'd ask you think myself instead of waiting for some bullshit answers from 13 year old girls who use the word "lolz."
Ok so I'm wondering a good way to tell my boyfriend to stop selling green because it basically takes up our time. His appartment is always full of people and he's always on the phone when I'm there. We've dated for 2 years and I still remember him as a good boyfriend. So straight up, should I just forget it and cut him loose? And I have definitly told him many times my concern and it turns into a drama filled brawl.
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Well it depends on the state you live in.
If in California, you can set him up some how and get the cops to arrest him, but he wont spend more than 30 days in prison because laws here are pretty linient when dealing with weed.
They let you off with a slap on the hand for possesion, if you like try telling him you want him to go with you to pick up a friend from the airport, and plant a gram or so in his back pocket and walk by one of the dogs.
Now this is pretty fucked up, or you may not live in California, so maybe an intervention might help, that is if you know enough of his friends who want him to stop also.
Finally tell him to choose, does he want stay with you, or become desprate enough to accept blowjobs from herpies infested girls(or guys) in exchange for weed.

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(Rating: 5) haha you crack me up, thanks.


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