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My name is Janelle, nice to meet you all.
I'm asian (half asian...) and proud of it; even though I seem to be getting whiter and whiter by the day.
I love to make people laugh, it is my passion.
I like music quite a bit as well.
I listen to so many different genres of music, which is great because I have a huge choice to choose from depending on my mood.
I have a HUGE thing for Female Fronted Bands. I really don't know why, but it's an increasing trend of mine and I don't mind it in the slightest.
I'm pretty damn smart, yet can be rather inarticulate at times.
I'm bad at parking cars.
I probably giggle too much.
I love to write, yet I'm too lazy to do so most of the time.
I fall in love with people I haven't even met, but not really nessicarily fall in love, it's more of a very awkward affection/fondness for that person(s).
I have this horrible tendency to listen to a song on repeat for hours on end without even realizing it. Once I do realize it, I still don't take the song off repeat, or attempt to change it.
I have a hard time trying to tell people what's on my mind sometimes because I'm afraid of how they will react.
I daydream and fantisize about god knows what, often.
I'm wanting to get to know people I don't know too well, better.
I'm becoming addicted to orange juice
I don't like it when people don't believe me when I say I'm sorry about something
I love how beautiful some people look when they cry (not that I'm saying that I like people to be in emotional pain, but that their crying brings forth a natural and vulnerable type beauty)

When I help people with their problems, no matter what they are, I feel that I have a purpose on this earth.

There's nothing wrong with being addicted to Kool-Aid.

You must be literate. If you're going to ask me a question, be literate about it or I will gladly take the time to insult your intelligence. If your feelings get hurt and you IM me, I will continue to degrade you there in harsher ways than I would in reply to your question.

Moral of that story: be literate America!

If you are going to insult me, or the advice I give to you, please at least attempt to at least build an okay defense on your behalf. I am more intelligent and have a higher vocabulary than most college students. I just choose not to use it for the sake of time. Calling me a "faggot" means nothing. I could build at least a paragraph of insulting you by that weak, un-intimidating one word "insult". To help you in your attack towards me, I suggest you don't insult aspects of me that you don't even know about me. If you were to say "you're going to die unloved," you would be wrong. I am a very loved person. Stick with insulting what you know. I only will reply to your insults using the information you have said in your "insult" and what you said prior to such. I suggest you be polite and do the same, instead of infering what you think you know about my life.

Anyone who cant deal with the advice I give them, and what I have to say has a serious case of allodoxaphobia. over 99% of you, don't know what that means, unless you look it up in the dictionary. You all need to expand your vocabulary a bit.


Sorry for forgetting that I had this, I'll use it more often!

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I was just browsing around and noticed your column. You seem quite intelligent and you and I seem to share the trait where we can't stand it whEn ppl tIpe liEk thS!

So, congratulations on standing out to me in the midst of everyone else on this site. Your correct spelling, grammar, punctuation, and capitalization are unfortunately rare. Why can't the internet have more people like you?

I guess this needs to end in a question. I would have used that last question but it seems I am still typing. How about this: Where in Texas do you live? Just curious. I rarely see anyone from Texas outside of the Metroplex or Houston. Then again, that does account for around 2 million people.

A person who can spell has asked me a question? *gasp!*

That is uncommon as well. I've been making my somewhat literate friends ask me questions to keep me busy.

As for your second question (It's always best to answer multiple questions out of order. It keeps people on their toes) I live in Austin, Texas; The wonderful capitol of it all (yes, I did use the right spelling of the word capitol for this scenario).

Yet I actually figure that it’s only wonderful because of the astounding live local bands that are around.

As for your first question; I figure that the illiteracy rate amongst those using the internet has a major negative correlation with age. For example: A 40 year old who has worked in a 5x5 cubicle all their life, would probably know how to properly spell, and/or punctuate in comparison to a 12 ½ year old (because people of that age, must insist that they are X amount of years, and then some. What also pisses me off about them is that they have the need to say such things as “well… I’m almost 13” To them I say “Well I could say I’m nearly 21, yet it wouldn’t make it true; I have 6 more years until then, but in MY eyes, I’m nearly 21” and of course, being NEARLY 21, doesn’t make it legal for me to drink yet, now does it? It won’t convince the cops of anything except a minor in possession of alcoholic beverages. But enough about that, I’m going off on a completely different subject) who has the need to type unnecessary letters, or words that don’t exist, or not fully spell out things because the person who’s reading it, apparently “understands” what they’re saying, only because it’s the “PUNK RAWK” thing to do. None of those children know what punk is/was. They weren’t alive then. I can’t say that I was either, yet I’ve actually studied the field. And to clarify for about the fifty-billionth time: NOTHING YOU HEAR ON “KISS FM” IS PUNK. Not yellow card, or good charlotte, or avril lavigne, or pretty much anything you hear on the radio is punk. Unless you have a kick ass classic rock station.

Again, I’m getting off topic. Erm. The moral of the story is… DON’T BE ILLITERATE OR TYPE IN PINK FONT. IT KILLS BRAIN CELLS.

P.S. I blame those “733t” lamers who thought no one could “un-crack their code,” yet 7 year olds did and continue to talk like that to this day, because they’re so “h4x0rz”

p.p.s. (or is it p.s.s.) I know I didn't fully answer this to the extent of my capabilities, yet I have to get some more Kool-Aid now, or my consciousness will have a great downfall

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(Rating: 5) I think it is p.p.s, and then p.p.p.s, etc.

May I have some Kool-Aid as well? Black cherry is my preferred flavor. Stirred, not shaken. (Who the hell shakes Kool-Aid?)
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