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W00H000 iT`S KiMMY N0W =D! AND i GiVE 0UT SUCH BETTER ADViCE THAN SH0RT LiTTLE CRYSTAL.. (WH0, BY THE WAY, KEPT MiSSiNG THE PASSES iN BASKETBALL, AND YET i WAS SCREAMiNG MY LUNGS OUT FOR HER ANYWAYS!!)

AB0UT ME. . . MY NAME iS KiMMY.. MY CL0SEST FRiENDS ARE SAM, SAMAWi, MAL0GNA, LARRY, AND MiKE((BRAGG!!)) and erm.. i HAVE A L0VE *HEART* =D 10.24.04 BEEE0TCH!!




LETS SEE.. H0W B0UT i FiLL UP THiS PAGE WiTH USELESS iNSiDE J0KES WiTH SAM! >=}! STEEE-VVVEN! LMA0! "WAS S0MEB0DY MEAN T0 Y0U?! D0 i HAVE T0 BEAT S0ME0NE UP!?" i'M L0 AND YER LC!! i THiNK THAT WE SH0ULD ALL JUST STAB CAESAR! THE BANGiN PARTY! RiDiNG BiKES iN THE DARK, BUSY STREET T0 GET T0 WALGREENS.. AND THEN BUYiNG HELiUM! CUPiDS, SAVE.A.L0T.. GETTiNG M0RE HELiUM AND GETTiNG THE TH0NGS! "THESE G0 UNDER Y0UR PANTS.. N0T 0VER THEM!" LMA0! WHEN Y0U PANTSED ME AT THE MALL AND i WAS WEARiNG THE TH0NG.. THE LADY WAS L00KiNG AT ME =S! =o)! PASSiNG N0TES.. AND TALKiNG AB0UT ..HER.. iN THE LiBRARY! MEAN GiRLS.. BiLLY MADiS0N.. LEMMiWiNKS!! THE HAMSTER WH0 SURViVED SAM'S ATTACK-- THR0WiNG HiM AGAiNST THE WALL!! THEN G0iNG T0 THE PARK AND FiGHTiNG WiTH SAMMY'S FRiENDS! "WE JUST G0T 0UT 0F DETENTiON!"

((ME AND SAM ARE iN MY DADS CAR WiTH THE GARAGE D00R 0PEN))
---BEEEEP BEEEEEP BEEEEEEEEEEEEP---
[[BEEPiNG G0ES 0N F0R A G00D 5 MiNUTES..]]
{GiRL FR0M ACR0SS THE STREET C0MES BY}
"SHUT THE FK UP!!"
ME: ((GETS 0UT 0F CAR)) "Y0 D0 SOME'IN!"
...THEN...
::RUNS iNSiDE:: "0HMiG0D SAM THEY'RE G0NNA CALL THE C0PS 0N US!! WHAT ARE WE G0NNA D0!!!" ::haves anxiety attack::

..the conclusion? Kimmy panicks and Sam plays "Mary Had A Little Lamb" On the piano..

LMAO!! REGGiE!! Y0Gi.. WHEN MY M0M AND Y0UR M0M DiD Y0GA!! L0L THE YEARB00K SiGNiNG THiNG WiLL BE S0 LONG... I LOVE YOU!!

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