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Last Update: January 4, 2006
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ok, i here from my friends its ok, but im confused, are girls allowed to masterbate? like how many girls do? does anyone here? please help! (link)
put it this way girls do it almost as much as guys; girls just dont talk about it as much and as openly. Guys will be like "yo you want to go to the gym", and i would be like no i got a headach and im tired so im just going to go home and crank one out. then they would be like that sounds like a good idea i think im going to go crank one out to.. you girls are not like that but you do do it . just not as much.


but
does size rly matter and if it does how big does one need to be

ive heard both that it dont and that it does and its bothericious (link)
how small are we talking dude. define your "small"


okay well im a teenager and i live in Tampa florida.

my friends and i use to go to the mall every friday. pretty lame huh? yeah thats why we stopped going.

well since we stopped going there isnt really much to do around here.

does anyone have any ideas of what to do on a friday or saturday night? thanks alot. (link)
to add to the list as to not be redundent heres what i say:
1) go streeking
2) learn street magic and go to the mall to amaze.


I had a friend sleepover last night, and now she wont get up!!!!!! I've tried everything, and i'm absolutly starving! What should I do?! (link)
does everything include picking her up and throwing her down a staircase??? uhh get ice cubes and use your imagination duh. Down the pants or shirt. Pinch there nose and cover their mouth but not for too long. the easiest would be to poke them in the back of the neck.


I used to cut but I've stopped since January. Now I've been thinking about a lot again, and itching a lot. Last night I actually did cut. In a way I want to cut, but then I don't want to get into all of it again, it's crazy. What do I do? And don't be an idiot, please take this seriously. (link)
I am going to be coldly and blantly honest..
To all cutters out there- YOU ARE WEAK-MINDED FOOLS. With that being said you need to stop and those who are trying like you..the more power to ya. Ok heres a way to do it if your insanely smart. What you do is stop your mind. Silence everything in your mind and let it rest. Then look at cutting from a logical standpoint. If you do you should see it as I do and trust me I am none but normal. I am an insanely genious who has a logical thought pattern. Cutting is senseless. Trust me. Just actually think about it. Stop conforming to the frickin 90% of our population who only uses less than 5% of their brains. In time you will realize its not worth it. If that can't be accomplished by which most people cant then look at it this way. Every time you cut think "Is the Juice worth the squeze." Sorry if you can't stop and sorry for those who do it but this is the cold trueth.


Genious. you have a weak mind. get over yourself. you are a mental case and should be locked up. cutting counts as insanity duh, self-mutilation. But you are an attention whore. Think who you learned to cut from thats where you will find your answer. poor mindless child.




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