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Q: ur a fuckin fatass, a fag, u have no friends, get a fuckin life!! no1 lieks u u fucking whorreeee sleasy skank
whoa thankx :)

Q: Hey! i Really Love this guy but i dont know if he likes me? what should i do? he knows i like him but what should i do next?
well start flirting with him and soon he might ask yu outt and if yu want a bf ,,, well than BAM there yu go :)

--eLL

Q: alrightt...well i like this guy...but like everyone says he is a queer..i mean they even call him queeropotomous!!what do i do?!!?
hmmm thats a toughyy

haha alli i

Q: Ok. So i have this friend and she totally has her days like some days shell be a TOTAL bitch and others she be a real sweetie. It gets REALLY anoying! I dont know what to do! Because when she is nice im like omg she is like the best friend ive ever had but when shes the other way i just get fed up. I'm not sure what is happening and i know shes not p.m.s.ing. Is she a true friend or is it ok should i just ignore these "bad days" that shes having.

HELP PLEASE!!!
wow i totalyy know how yu feel

yu shood definately tell her about it and say how much u lovve her but how it can totally crush yu when shes meann

try to talk to her on a day when shes being a sweetie -- it might help loll

iloveyu

--eLLl

Q: see i know this girl named rudy... shes kinda wierd and she wears sunglasses all of the time kinda freaks me out n she like all of the sudden poops her pants n the middle of games n c she starts running n circles around the field and goes crazy saying somebody help theres a bomb n my pants!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol i think she has like a spaghetti pie eating problem or something but i love her sooooooooooooooooo much shes amazing!!!!!!!! what should i do about this promblem?
hahahaa lmaoo is that lightterrr ?>?

Q: ELLEN!!! okay ur like 1 of my REALLY REALLY good friends but you never talk or hug me n e more!! you just run off 2 kayla or sumthing it really hurts when i say hi and u just run off

i hope we can still be good friends

love what i think--ur friend
im sorry babyy

yu need to talk to me upfront about itt

iloveyu !!

--eLL

Q: Ellen,

There's this guy I really like. But one of my best friends likes him too and she gets mad at me if I ever even talk to him. I haven't told her I like him because I'm afraid she'll get mad at me. What should I do? I REALLY like him!!!
hey there

okay well if yu like him more than yur frennd then start showing her like signs that yu like himm .. so like then yur not telling her but she'll soon figure out .. and if yu want to yu can tell him if yur ready and if he likes yu back then talk to yur frend about it and be honestt

write me abck when yu wanna


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