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My name is Lauren. I can help you out with anything. I'm 5"3.5, Redish Brownish Hair, Brown Eyes, and I'm a Student A Parkway West. If you need anything just help me.

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1)ok well i havennt had my period yet. Im reallyyyyy scared to have it tho. I cant talk to my mom.Im just not that close to her. My Aunts will Tell my mom and the school nurse is just weird.Most of my friends havent had theirs yet either. Im soo scared.Who can i go to?

2) Sometimes my ass just starts throbing and when it does it makes me want sex really bad. Do you know what it is?

1)Well maybe you could talk to one of you friends that has gotten their period. I mean I didn't tell my mom until i was outta pads. Maybe if u start at school. have a friend come with you and say she forgot her pad or say ur getting one for her and just go to the bathroom and put it on.

2)Well i don't really know. but like you could just be getting horny really fast. Maybe you could ask sum1 eles in this website. Sorry.

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penises come in very different sizes some small some big some wide some skinny what is ur favorite type of penis size and y is it ur favorite

Well it really doesn't matter what type of peinus.

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Okay I don't know if this is sex or something but like i've been getting this white snotty stuff in my underwear. I don't know what it is or what it's from. I'm 13/f to if that will help.

It's Discharge.

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I had sex with a guy and the condom broke, its been like... 2 weeks and i was wondering what the earliest signs for pregnancy were? Like,what starts happening to your body? and how soon does it happen? pleeeaaseee i need to know as much as possible! im 16 and i CANNOT be pregnate! thanks alot!

Maybe just to make sure you should go and get a pregnet test.

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is it true tampons make your cherry pop? and does it mean you're not a not a virgin anymore?

Well it doesn't mean that it will pop but yeah tamponds can make ur cherry pop. No you don't lose ur virginty to a tampon.

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ok so i go to ur skewl me and this guy have been going out 4 almost a year now and i think im ready to fuck him i mean its not that bad but what should i do

Maybe you should tell him how you feel and see what he wants. Then come back to me when he has told u about it. But your only in middle school if i was you i would wait.

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ok admit it i know you maturbate. well if you dont i still think you can asnswer this Q. ok i try to maturbate. My cherry did pop but im still a virgin. so i stick my fingure down there (i can only fit one) and i go up and down. I dont feel anything speacil. ill be horney as like whatever but it doesnt work. Any ideas?? im a 15/F

Okay well I really don't know what to tell you. I don't really get hat your asking. Are you asking me how to get more horny? IDK So.... yeah sorry that i can't help.

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Hey lauren!! Luv ya babe! See you at school

Luv ya 2 who is this is! maybe u should have put ur name!

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ok well like i totaly switched groups this yr and like everyone in the popular group doesnt like me ne more and i dotn knwo why its really wierd....and like they call me a whore and shit behind my back and im really sick of it...cause i dont do ne thing to them cause i dont rreally talk to em ne more....ive gone to a diff group thats liek actually better and SHOULD be the popular group....cause there actually nice to EVERYONE! even people they hate!!!

love,
popular yet not

Well maybe the gruop that you were in is just popular becuase people mite just thing their pretty, cool, and other stuff like that. I mean stuff happends all the time in middle school. And not to be mean but like I don't really think anyone should be popular. maybe you shouldn't talk to anyone in that group that you were in if you didn' like them. It's just a waste of time.

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ok soo i go to yur school and well i have some wierd friends and i want to be friends with more popular people (im not a geek) but i dont want to hurt my other firends...can you help me!!???

Well maybe you can hang out with both. Eat lunch with the popular people 1 week and like a couple of days of the week u can eat with ur other friends. Then on the weekend hangout with both.

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ok well.....i wanna have sex really bad i mean like i know im ready its just im afraid of what ppl would think....cuz its like ya...you get it....what could i do...

Well if your only in middle school maybe you should wait a little bit till at least high school(sofmo year) And if you do it this year then don't tell anyone. Get ready for people to call you mean names. Hope I helped.

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wut should i do i like a girl and she likes another guy but he is bad 4 her but she dont no tha

You should tell ehr that. Tell her that this guy is abd news for her.

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hey lauren um i really like this guy but he doesnt seem to notice me um do you have any tips on how to make him notice me?

Hey who everthis is,
Maybe you should like try to talk to him. Let him get to know you. I mean it won't hurt to talk to someone.

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