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Q: Okay, im having a HUGE party like 50-100 ppl, and i have a pool, one of those big blow up ones that go to like your chest, perfect for chicken fights and stuff, and a trampoline and my mom says it has to be out, but i think well what if its too cold to go in the pool? what kind of stuff can i do too to entertain ppl, i need help and FAST! thanks i apperciate it!
ok wtf why u gonna haev a party if u dont know what u r gonna do it shyt u must be white to have a pool in the ghetto we fuckin use the fuckin hydro pump n shyt
but here is some good hsyt
first; loud ass fuckin system to annoy the neighbors
second:get ppl to strip strip pooker or go skinny dippin get laid
3rd:black light room
4:acholhol
5:clean out a closet 7 min in heaven
get strobe lights for dancing
6: have no chairs so ppl can dance n play around cuz if yu have seats ppl will sit down n kill the party
7:have food ppl want food
8Play spin the bottle wit he beer bottles that r empty
9: play suck n blow
10 record the whole thing on camera n play wit ppl when theye paas out thats all i can think of now well hope this adice is good
good luck

Q: 17-F i went over this boys house today his name is Dan. well he wanted to do stuff with me like give him head, hand jobs stuff like that and I said no but the next thing I know he's on top of me like humping. We have all our clothes on. and he's going faster and faster by the second. so my question is that sex or dry humping??
ok its dry humping, sometimes feels good but i anit no sex sex will feel better but when ur ready for it n i dont think u should be alone wit this kid sounds likea a horny dog probably humps his dog stead of dog humpin him weird :)

Q: Does any1 know any fast ways 2 build up muscles in ur arms and/or stomach? If you have any ideas then plz let me know! Thx!
ok there is weight gainer for ur mucles but u have to work out this gainer cuz then it will go straight to ur stach n becoem fat or u can have a diet

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