Member Since: April 15, 2005
Answers: 40
Last Update: April 22, 2005
Visitors: 1999
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Damn, homie. I'm peepin thiz shitz ight so you best come correct. Dis chick has a nice badunkadunk if ya knaw wat I mean. I b33n spit'n game for a hot second now. I was just about to tear that up when my lights started working. I aint payed no bills in weeks but shiz ruined the moment. Shortie got up because my walls had cockaroaches stains. What should I do about my wall paper so I can get da girls wit da TNA! Get rich or die trying!!> HOLLA BACK
-S 2 dA RUTO (link)
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wtf?
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D: I wanked thirty six times with my left. Righty doesn't love me, and I think I'm turning straight with my left. What do i do? (link)
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Have a threesome, if you have to force the right one or make the left seduce it so that it comes back to your place...then move in for the kill!
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Plz help me. My hand just dumped me, and I need to get back together. Is it wrong if my hand is a guy?
-Totally not Saruto (link)
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Make it jealous and use the left one for a bit. It will come crawling back.
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I don't know what I am to do about these tendencies I am having. I am crazy and I saw Lido in a back alley and gave him suprise sex. To my dismay, Lido is pregnant but it isn't my children! It's some guy named Saruto and I am just so confused. Should I attack him with suprise sex?!
-Usagi (link)
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Yes.
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Hey this Usagi fellow is my kinda guy. I was wondering if you could help us get together, thanks! (link)
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Yeah, you can find him at the beastiality anonymous sessions every tuesday and thursday. He will be the one in the "LITTLE BOW WOW" tshirt. Kinda creepy.
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Hi! ^_^ My name is Dick Eaters and I have this problem about being gay. I don't like to admit it but I (link)
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Viagra FTW
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So I have a major problem. I cut my dick off and catorized the wounds on both the dick and where I cut it off from and I have stuffed my dick so I can fuck myself. Is this such a bad thing to do or am I perfectly normal?
-Lido (link)
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I think that you need some friends so you will have something better to do with your life. Man you guys are messed up.
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With hooked on phonics I have won. What should I do to thank you for your exquisite help with my problems Sir David Mc Smuflington, son of the Goddess of all Goddess' and sex? (link)
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Who?
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I can't stop looking at dogs without getting a boner and the other day this pitbull with a nice ass went by and I couldn't help myself so I fucked her good. Now shes going to have puppies and if they look like me everyone will know! what should I do!?
-Usagi (link)
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I THINK YOU DESERVE IT FOR BEING SO GROSS. :D
(talking in all caps is totally sweet by the way)
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How kan I learhn guder inglesch lick you RO!?!?!11eleven!!@ (link)
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HOOKED ON PHONICS FOR THE WIN.
http://www.hop.com/
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So I'm short, have a blue complexion and I live in a mushroom. One time this plumber came to my house and tried to eat us. What should I do if I see this plumber again? (link)
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You should stop using those drugs.
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My name is Ming and I have an addiction to anal sex. This one time at band camp, this guy came on to me but he was a nasty saxophone player. You know all those saxophone players are gay. He was like "Let's Ignore Da Other Sex, Anal, Incest." Now I'm pregnant what should I do. (link)
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Wow. Well, lets see. If I was you get a clothes hanger...and well, the rest is up to your imagination. (OMG BRUTAL)
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Ok. I really have a question now. I don't know how to confess my love to my hand but I really need to. How would I go about doing this? Please help me RO.
-Saruto (link)
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Ok first give your hand a sensual massage using vasoline to make it more smooth, then take it from behind before it knows what hit it!
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I love tina ro and i dont know what to do please helo me you sexy smurf!!! (link)
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OK HERE'S HOW IT IS. WALK UP TO HER AND IT WILL PLAY OUT LIKE THIS:
YOU: HEY BABY, ARE YOU A MATRESS?
TINA: ...?
YOU: BECAUSE YOU SURE ARE FIRM!
TINA: OMG I LOVE YOU
and then the rest is history. It's pretty sweet.
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ANGRY DRAGON EEL! you know you want it
-Saruto (link)
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THAT'S NOT EVEN A QUESTION YOU MORON. :o
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RO I LOVE YOU WHAT SHOULD I DO!?
-Love Lido (link)
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I think you should first take a large bottle of pills and have the whole bottle, then chug some vodka. Next, get in a car and drive off a cliff with a timebomb strapped to your stomach. Pick a cliff with sharp rocks at the bottom, please.
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So, I was wondering what we should do about your new health problem with having sex with cheese. By cheese I mean Lido, but that is the point. Now what do you suppose we do to get you to finally use a condom and stop becoming an STD breeding ground? (link)
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I suggest you wake up from your crazy wetdreams.
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You told me too so here is my question. I want to get you male prostitutes for your 18th birthday, countless numbers of them. Where should I go to get them for you? (link)
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YOU SHOULD GO TO HELL AND STAY THERE. THANKS FOR THE KIND GESTURE THOUGH.
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My wang is small, what should I do? (link)
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hmm...
YOU SHOULD EAT MORE VEGETABLES AND WORK OUT AND GET BUFF SO GIRLS WON'T CARE AS MUCH. AND MAYBE GET SOME VIAGRA OR THAT ENZYME STUFF, I HEARD THAT WORKS. :]
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RO I need advice. I have this certain shrimp of a friend, you know him well, who cant get a girlfriend :o what should I tell him of great and powerful roo. (link)
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YOU SHOULD MAKE SWEET LOVE TO HIM SO HE DOESN'T FEEL SO BAD ABOUT HIS SEX LIFE. :o
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