im 15 years old and going into sophomore year at lakewood highschool.. yes... i lied about my age earlier :-p but anyways, i consider myself a good helper. i've helped many friends in the past... some through suicide and worse. please ask me a question and ill do my best to answer it to the fullest of my knowledge.
E-mail: marcbode21@hotmail.com
Gender: Male
Location: Germany
Occupation: student
Age: 16
AIM: E1eMeNt4l
MSN: marcbode21@hotmail.com
Member Since: July 15, 2004
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I love you. Is that okay? (link)
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No.
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What is a good way to spice up bread and water? I eat it every night and I just want to give it a kick in flavor. A good cajun recipe would be nice. (link)
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ohhhh TABASCO SAUCE BABY!!
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How do I become a pimp? (link)
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go to walmart and buy a fake golden chain with a fake giant money sign hanging on it. then empty out your bank account shopping at ecko.
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What are "the bases". (link)
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first, second, third and home.
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How far have you gone? (link)
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No comment.
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I walked in on my parents having sex, I am disgusted and I tore one of my eyes out, and then it hurt like a mother *** so I didn't take the other one out. I feel corrupted by my own parents. I don't know what to do! HELP! (link)
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hahaha you ripped out your own eye?? good one man. REALLLL smart. remind me to put you on board for the retard-mobile ok? and as for your parents, stay away from them if you hear happy squealing noises.
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Why do girls have a pagina? and what's a pagina? (link)
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dude i dont know what the hell a pagina is... what is it made out of pages? did you just make that shit up? ... im confused ahh!!! it hink im gonna take down this link pretty soon.
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What's the differance from boys and girls? (link)
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um.. www.jarradissuperbored.com
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Why are vagina's so weird? (link)
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because, i saw a movie once and an alien came out of some ladies vagina and ate her husband!! ahh!! stay away from women!!
(no offense ladies)
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Where do babbies come from? (link)
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your mom.
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I have a lot of summer school work and I need the answers you should hook me up, thanks. (link)
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meet me at "the location" and ill hook you up there. friday at 6.
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I have this girl that I was close with for over 2 years, we were eachothers first loves but then she cheated on me with two of my best friends, she slept with them. And then I cheated on her to get even, we have a good relationship now but I can't get her off my mine or off my phone because we both need eachothers complete attention. I think the only way I can get her off my mind is if I kill her. Any other suggestions? (link)
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yeah... try doing shit with her if you need her complete attention... umm... go to movies?
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Thanks for the telling my girlfriend to wash her vagina, turns out she had a fungus growing, I guess I gave it to her, man that's silly. Thanks though. (link)
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eh... sure... just umm... yeah im done.
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I have this girlfriend... and she has a mom... and the mom is hotter than she is... and I am only using my girlfriend to get to her mother. Now I am wondering, because I kinda like my girlfriend, if I could get both her mother and her at the same time. Should I ask her aobut it? Or just play it cool and wait for it to happen? (link)
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hmm... sounds kinda like a song i know dude... listen to the song and see what happens... lucky bastard...
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So my mom walked in on me masterbating and didn't say anything about it and I didn't see her come in but then the next day I came home and there were all these porno's on my bed and some lotion... Then she said she saw me... isn't that funny? I don't really have a question I just thought I should ask if that was funny.
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haha... dude... you have the coolest mom on EARTH.
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For my last haunakka (w/e you spell it) my parents got me only one presant cause they are poor... but they could only afford one presant so they cut it up into 7 pieces... boy that was the cutest puppy i've ever seen... but I think it's broke cause it wont work.. Should I take it back? but I don't want my parents to think I don't like it (link)
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HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
i mean... umm.. yeah.. take it back... im sure they will take it back...
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My girlfriend and I have been sexually active for a while now and I was really horny while we were waiting in line at six Flags, so I just liftet up her skirt and started boning her in the line for the ferris wheel, but she didn't want to and said I raped her, and now I am scared I am going to lose her, what should I tell her? (link)
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well... maybe you shouldnt have boned her in a line? ... to six flags of all places? man someone just might kick your ass and get some of your gf's ass for himself. watch it. i know some preeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetty horny people too.
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so hows life with your girlfreind ?...cuz you seem like you could be a very good boyfreind do you no anybody just like you? (link)
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life is very good with her. umm, i dont know anyone like me, but thats a good thing because 1. i doubt you want someone like me and 2. differentials between people is good. just go out and find someone you really like and can connect to.
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How do I get a girl just that I can have sex with, but I want her to think I like her so I crush her feelings when I tell her. I like want to go out with her... but then dump her for her friend or sister... after I take her virginity... how do I get that to happen? (link)
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hmm.. if you really wanna do that... go to colfax.
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So I finnally got my period and also hair on my penis, but my boobs arn't growing... should I just wait it out or what? (link)
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umm... jarrad? is this you?
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