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Q: Ur so pretty cogee! NOT! GODDDD I WISH YOU NEVER CAME TO ISMS! ur the biggest whore i ever saw and i wish yu would go back & re-unite with ur other slutty frends wherever yu came from. yu think ur so cool but ur not! everybody hates yu and i dont like yu at all. so shut up yu stupid weirdo. i hate yu, yu "uglee" gay person. goddddddd

uhhh...wow that was mean! well im not answering to that.

Q: ok, this question isnt extremely important, but im really frusturated over it. My parents r being so mean rite now, they dont think i am old enough 2 wear a thong. I told them that every 1 else does,but they say i have 2 wait until high skool, but i really want 2 wear 1. What shud i do.
PLZ HELP!!!!

i think you should just wait till highschool...i know this a joke cuz it was sent to me like 500 times but someone might actually feel this way so im answering.
~!*Cogee*!~

Q: OK, i no this isnt very important and its embarrising, but since im not leaving my name. OK here it goes. My parents r being really mean. They wont let me wear a thong. AND IM A TEENAGER!! And i also really want 2 wear 1, and i am thinking about wearing 1 behind there back, but im not sure. WHAT SHUD I DO!!

well i dont think you should wear one behind there back. i think you should wait till you have there approval. Dont feel like you have to wear one just because other people are. just wait.
~!*Cogee*!~

Q: i dont no wut 2 eat i way 400 pounds and im a women i started eating nothing my docter said stop how do i become that hot 50 woman on that boflex comercial but not spend any money?

haha jake
well to become that "hot" women you have to diet and exercise the right way. yah just eat all the turkey you can handle...haha jk...eat fruits and veggies and fish. first walk every day then when you start losing your fat then run your heart out!
Jake for you to look like a 50 year old women get plastic surgery and pull a michael jackson move...haha! But if you want abs do 450 crunches every other day. ~!*Cogee*!~

Q: my parents r gettin a divorce and they like yell alot more now and i dont no y because they sed thell b happier but they just got alot gayer. wut do i say 2 um?

ok i think you should talk to them individually (not together or else that could be like a WWE/F w/e...smackdown). Tell them that you hate them fighting and yelling. They said they will be "happier" after the divorce so just trust them. You really can't change how they act but you can tell them how you feel about them being in a constant fight. ~!*Cogee*!~

Q: ok when i graduated from da 8th grade i was leavin alot of memories and friends behind me.. they were all going to a different high skewl than i was and i knew even tho we said we'd still be friends id never see them again.. well there was this kid named anthony... and well ive liked him sense the first time i met him(and im pretty sure he knew). i thought i wasnt gunna be hapy without seein him anymore but i eventually got over it and moved on. well yesterday when i went to pick up my brother from the ice rink there he was(wit some girls from his skewl)... and the minute i saw him all those feelings came back. when he passed by he said hey and we talked very briefly. i left after words but now i feel bad all over again and i know its gunna take a while fur me to get over it.. how do i make those feelings go away?

ok well i was new to a whole new school this year too and none of my friends were there either so i know how you feel. i went to one of the football games and saw guys that i had liked forever and i got those same feelings. i think you should tell the guy how you feel. To make the feelings go away go to microsoft word and type all your feelings about him and then just delete it all. It helped me cuz then you all you can do is just move on. **HOPE THIS HELPS!!**

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