about

i'm tiffanie :) i'm that girl that loves to make a fool of herself and just laughs it off.

16, sophomore at WHS and i will be a licensed driver in the spring!

i will hold my own and won't get pushed around.

please don't underestimate me, i always go after what I want and i won't stop until i get it.

my heart is entirely too big for my body.

i like people with high expectations that don't settle for anything less.

i've got good intentions but they don't always come out that way.

i don't regret a thing i do. and i mean almost everything i say.

times are tough but i still run this shit :)

basketball player, water girl for football, and stat girl for baseball, and i love every second of it.


advice

wats a bong?

it's something you smoke weed out of.

[view]


Alright so i read the harry potter book the day it came out since the first book. I mean i grew up with Harry and Hermione and Ron and now the series is over. I thought it was the best book i have ever read, but so sad. How can i get over it???? I mean like i have never cried this much over a book!

also, i have formed an obsession with Tom Felton who plays malfoy in the movies haha and its like i cannot stop thinking about him. I watch youtube interviews with him and like i think im going crazy. How do i get him off my mind??!!??

there's nothing you can reallly do, you just have to wait it out, i've followed them since day one& as odd as this sounds, i've also been inllooove w/ draco, i named my one hamster draco, ahaha. :) but tom felton, is perfectly fine to like him because I know tons of people who are obsessed w/ zac efron& other people, you're perfectly normal. :)

[view]


do girls care about size much? i have a gf and weve been together for almost 5 months and my penis is quite small she hasnt seen it yet
and im worried what shell think should it matter?

to some people it does, it just depends, if she loves you then she'll move past it. maybe get some viagra.

[view]


15/f

Well I wanna throw a sweet 16 party, but I'm out of ideas for what kind of party I should have..like what would be the coolest that me and everyone won't forget??? Do you have any ideas?

I need to know like a price range, so I know what to suggest, so just send another one to my inbox. :)

[view]



so me and this boy were really getting into our makeout session, and he like undid my shirt and started kissing and sucking my boobs. i just closed my eyes cuz i didn't know what else to do, is that right?

that's perfectly fine sweetheart.

[view]


so me and my best friend are gunna have a sleepover soon. and like i wanna make it the most absolute most funnest sleepover ever. because we usually just have a normal sleepover where we watch movies and talk about stuff and guys. any advice is appreciated!!

oh and 14/f if that helps.

first you could go to the movies or out to eat or something, then you could bake a cake, my best friend& I just did that, it was fun. (: & get like a season of your favorite tv shows, like greys anatomy or deseperate housewives,& you could watch it after you make the cake,& if you live close to a circle k or 7-11 then you could walk& buy ice cream, (adventures are always fun in the dark) & then come back,& get alllll dressed up and take myspace pictures. :) & try to pull a allnighter.

[view]


my boyfriend kisses me on the lips a lot; just a peck. its usually spontaneous and I don't mind, I think its sweet. but I'm usually caught off guard so I end up missing his lips or something, and then I feel like an idiot. I've made out and I know I'm not bad but I get clumsy when it comes to that simple peck. any advice for me?

it's not a big deal, my ex-boyfriend& I used to miss& everything all the time, we just laugh about it, so be laid back, don't think about it alot, just go w/ the flow. if you're not worrying about it, it helps alot. :)

[view]


do you think im bi or lesbian??
everytime i see girls kiss, or i see pictures, of them having sex, i get turned on.
but when i see a guy and a girl, i just dont care..
i've always imagined making out with a girl and i loved it.but i have madeout with a girl before, and i liked it alot, but i like guys too, so i don't know.

what do you think

you're probably just bi, or curious- it's completely natural?

[view]


i think we all know what youre up to.

you can say you got there first. but im standing from a refferee's point of view right now. && let me tell you. you lose :D

thanks! :)

[view]


alright there is this girl i know that she said her pussy is to tight to have sex wut do i tell her??? like wut can she to do to make sure it dont hurt

mikey, i'm going to kick your ass I hope you know,! >:| enough making fun of me for it, kay?

[view]


sounds like you're a fucked up little whore is what I think, make the world a better place and go fall in a hole you skank

no thanks, (: i'd rather not.
thank's for asking me a question though. :D

[view]


so these boys Toren and Matt, i liek them alot and they both say that they know you, i would love to see them make out but i dont think they into that kinda stuff, well i am :)

so wat do u think about these amazingly sexy men?

i love them alot, (:

[view]


this girl is amazing.she is my fave fresh :)

(: hm, I do believe there is this one girl I know, her name is kristi spangler& she's gorgeous,& my favorite junior, ever. & i think we need to hang out soooon, would you let her know?

[view]


is ares free?


i have limewire..and i was jw.

i don't know, google it.

[view]


13/f. I go back to school in a month and i would like to get some new cute outfits to show off. where are some good stores I could go to?


Thanks

hollister, abercrombie& fitch, american eagle, forever 21, deliahs, wet seal, aeropostale, dots, charlotte russe. (: those are just some of my favorites.

[view]


think of your DREAM house.
and tell me something about it.
something special.
dont tell me "it has a living room"
tell me something different about it.
like how the hall, is a hall of mirrors.
or how the fifth floor is a paintball range or something.
or even somthing about the outside.
how all the windows are shaped like bongs.
or your secret garden right before the bar on the beach.
:)
things like that.
thankk yoouuu

i'd have a four floored house, w/ a huge gorgeous kitchen w/ a island in the middle& two fridges. (: then in my lviing room I would have a huge plasma screen television hanging on the wall, & since I love to read so I would have just one room w/ a fireplace& a coach& stuff, so I can sit& read. I want to have a huge bedroom w/ it's on master bathroom. :) & a inground jaccuzzi& pool, maybe a indoor pool& work out room too. :)

[view]


how much of a tip should i give the lady who waxes my eyebrows as well as my sister's? she's doing both of ours today & my mom isn't home to tell me (she's in another time zone & it's to early to call her to ask what she normally gives).

like two, or three dollars. (:

[view]


I really want to get my ear pierced here:



http://img67.imageshack.us/my.php?image=earcloseupcx1.jpg


any comments or advice? does it hurt?

that's your tragus& I myself was looking at getting that pierced, but my stepmom is very much against it.

I don't have it pierced so I couldn't tell you if it hurt but it's a very risky piercing, you might want to make sure the person that does that know's what they're doing, because you can be paralyzed or they can break your jaw, but the risk of it happening is very slim, but it's still a possibility.

[view]


15/f

when you shave down there lol
are you suppose to shave the top
OR
just by the opening of the vagina and around it?
what do most girls do

I shave everything& I know alot of my friends shave the whole thing to, it's all on your personal prefference, it's what you want to do, if you only want to shave some of it then only shave some, if you want to shave alll of it then do that, you can even shave all then when it starts to grow back shave some of it& decide how you like it.

[view]


does anyone else think that this girl is absolutly amazing or what?
=]

-SH4RK P0X

amazing boyfriend much? (: (: (:

[view]



<<< Previous Advice Column
Next Advice Column >>>
humorist-workshop

eXTReMe Tracker