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Posted Tuesday May 31 2005, 9:34 pm

hi i'm 9 and i'm pregnant. waht do i do

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mom


Posted Tuesday May 31 2005, 9:29 pm

my mom raped me. what do i do

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How Do I Get People to See the Real Me?


Posted Tuesday May 31 2005, 9:25 pm

How do I get people at school to see the real me? Everybody judges me except for my friends. I love listening to hip hop and rap and people are give me a weird look when I tell them I just got the new 50 cent CD or whatever. They also drop there jaws when I cuss. They say, "Wow..I never knew you cussed! I thought that was against your religion or something!" Just because I'm a christian doesn't mean I try to be perfect or anything...I am just like everybody else. And people also think that I am really reserved and I'm not AT ALL! I'm very gregarious and open..at least when I'm around my friends. They see the real me but most people just judge me. What can I do so that people won't be so judgemental? I was thinking that maybe it wo...

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Should i?!?!?


Posted Tuesday May 31 2005, 9:23 pm

I'm scared, i dont know what to do. Should i involve myself into sexual intercourse? Theres this boy, and i've known him for four years.. He has been t here for me through everything. I recently dropped the highschool scene and went for cyberschool.. It was all because of some friends that wern'et being so friendly... And out of all people he dumped his girlfriend because of me and took my side on it. My bestfriend was his girlfriend. I sorta felt bad about it... But then he told me all the stuff she did to him and how she hurt him. She had cheated on him... and she admitted it to us. He has been there through everyhting... We talk all the time and we are each others best friend. We want to take that further but not sex... When it d...

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what to say?


Posted Tuesday May 31 2005, 9:20 pm

i really like this guy, but he said i need to talk to him more... what are some ideas to talk to him about.. like on the ohone.. i honeslty think we've coverd every topic!! but any ideas would be great!! thanks in advance!!

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My boobs are HUGE!


Posted Tuesday May 31 2005, 9:20 pm

Ok I dont know how this happened but I am skinny with HUGE boobs! I'm not kidding all the guys go up to me and just stare I feel to uncompterble (sp) I wanted to get a boob reduction, but my mom wont let me! What should I do please please Help!

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I love him but he raped me!


Posted Tuesday May 31 2005, 9:17 pm

Ok so my boy friend and I were making out one day when he suggested sex, I said i didnt think I wasnt ready! and he got really pissed off and his face turned red and his head was shaking you could see his veins! He started cursing at me and called me the c word! I started crying and begged him to stop because he was scaring me! He slapped me and forced my shirt and bra off, i was pushing him away and then he took off my pants and underwear he started licking me evry where, I tryed to get him off but he wouldnt stop. The next day he left 26 messages on my cell phone saying that he was drunk and he was sorry! I love him half to death but I dont know what I should think of him! Please please Help!

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Friend or More?


Posted Tuesday May 31 2005, 9:07 pm

ok well i have this friend i like him, n i think he likes me but i asked him n he dont answer me..any advice?

thankzz<<--x3

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bananas!!!


Posted Tuesday May 31 2005, 9:04 pm

hello my name is muhammad amando chintagumpala. i live in kenya. all my life i have eaten bananas. bananas are my favorite food and my room is made out of them. except sometimes it falls apart or smells. anyways i love bananas but now i am moving to tanzania, where there are no bananas!! noooo i cannot live without the beautiful bananas! what shall i do to overcome this deadly desire for the wonderful yellow monkey fruit!!! i will suffer greatly from banana loss, for i am a monkey that climbs trees and scratches its butt!!!!!!!!!!!!! no i need the bananas!!!!!!!!

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Quotes


Posted Tuesday May 31 2005, 8:57 pm

Anyone know good SITES for quotes on friendship and stuff like that.

DONT tell me use google or any other search engine cuz they suck @$$! Give me the EXACT link to the site.. or I'll give you a 1

Thanks!

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MY HAIR!! :'''[


Posted Tuesday May 31 2005, 8:24 pm

my sister cut my bangs...to MY UPPER LIP!!![[not a good thing..]] i wanted them to be to the middle of my lip and chin...and they dont look good because i have a oval face!! [[kinda like jo jo's face]] im wondering any cute hair styles that would go w/ my look!! my hair is medium length..or just to my chest/boobs.i have layers...it stops a ways under my chin,then i have my bangs to my upper lip. some lengths in the back to..and im very small. [[4"11..i know im small for a 13 year old =(!!]] But my question is please picture that hairstyle...and please help me find a good casual one!!

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topless tanning


Posted Tuesday May 31 2005, 8:20 pm

Ok so one of my friends went tanning.. and she had gone before.. more than 1nce. But it was her first time going topless. so.. i know this might sound wierd.. but her nipples turned green!... y did this happen? shes really concerned but to embarrased to call a doctor or something. so.. if u can explain this shed be happy!

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eyes


Posted Tuesday May 31 2005, 8:08 pm

every morning when i wake up, my eyes are sooo puffy!! i cant take it! does anyone have an idea about what to do to prevent or treat them?

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Suggestions?


Posted Tuesday May 31 2005, 8:06 pm

my friend is having a dance party and she is turning 14. Does anyone know of great dance songs..preferably rap, but little or no cussing. Also, a theme and maybe even some games to keep us busy, or contests.Thank you!

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Opinion: Oral Sex Real Sex?


Posted Tuesday May 31 2005, 7:56 pm

Do you think oral sex (giving head, eating out) considered sex in a way or not? Give reasons please!
Thank you!

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Scoliosis


Posted Tuesday May 31 2005, 7:50 pm

I recently just found out that I have scoliosis. I have to get a brace and was fitted today for it. I'm going to have to wear it a minimum of 16 hours a day. I was wondering if there is any one who can tell me what it was like having a back brace and give me advice on when to wear it, what to do in the summer, and things like that. Thank you very much.

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pics


Posted Tuesday May 31 2005, 7:44 pm

Does anyone know any good websites for getting REALLY good pictures??? Just any kind of picture. Like pictures from movies or of movie stars or other stuff like that. I will rate 5's for anyone who gives me the direct website! I always rate high! Thanx!

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gays


Posted Tuesday May 31 2005, 7:37 pm

i don't understand how people could be anti-gay!! they are born like that..they can't help it! some people think that they choose that, but why the heck would anybody choose to be gay when they are all so discriminated against! in fact, why shouldn't they be allowed to make that choice! the constitution says that it's a free country, oh no but not for gays! and that goes the same for racists, sexists, etc... why can't we just let gays marry! they love each other, and you are keeping them away! just because they are different and might freak you out doesn't mean they have no feelings!! i'm not gay but i just can't believe this!! my friend was recently killed by an anti-gay group because she was lesbian!! oh my god can somebody PLEASE tell me why people are like this!!!???

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worrying about what I wear


Posted Tuesday May 31 2005, 7:24 pm

I always worry about what other people think of me constantly and I really just wanna relax.
Unfortunately I worry all the time and it's not like I'm overweight or anything I just worry 24/7. Can anyone give me advice on how to have lots of self confidence?

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what do i do?


Posted Tuesday May 31 2005, 7:15 pm

hmmm where do i start? well im 13 and me and my friend "Jane" went to this little bbq cook out thing for another friend "LEE" and her frind "sam" well they invited another boy named "JIM". well that night b=me and him really hit it off. we flirted and talked and i really like him and i think Jane does too andi kbnow LEe does and i think he likes me cus he flirted alot and said i was hott and stuuf. Jane wouldnt mind if i went out with him but i know Lee would probally tell him some lies about me.well he entered his cell # into mine for the heck of it and hes lijke i may call you somtime. and he didnt call so and i think lee mighta said some stuff about me so he wudnt call cus she is obsessed over...

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