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I don't know what's more surprising: The fact that this site still exists, the fact that I still advicenate, or the fact that I'm still allowed to advicenate. Whatever it is, I'm back again for whatever amount of time I decide to be. Probably mostly drunken nights.

Whatever the case is and however long I decide to do shit, you should feel proud that I found your question. I've answered over 1.1k questions, and probably helped all of 3 people. That kind of record should be boasted there. You have to try to not help people that often.

Well, I think it's help. You probably wont because you're expecting me to come in and say, "OMG SPREAD RUMORS ABOUT THAT STUPID WHORE SO THAT HER BOYFRIEND DUMPS HER AND HE FALLZ IN LUV WIT U BCUZ UR SO CUTE," when you ask stupid questions like, "LOL THS GUY HS A GF N I WANT HM WHT DO I DO?" I wont do that. I'M NO FUCKING SELLOUT!

Long story short, TL;DR, I'm awesome and you're welcome.

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okay i jus got a cute puppy but idk what to name her , i dont have a picture but ima try and descibe her the best way i know how .. she is light brown with white paws i and i pink lil nose im not sure what kind of dog she is but she doesnt get big at all she gets bout the same size as a shitzu.

Name it SillyRob!

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i have 3 hermit crabs. one ive had for over a year and was my first one. the other 2 i got about 2 and 5 months ago. my oldest one keeps killing them but i love him. so their in different cages because they fight. ive been through 5 crabs dieing. my oldest one sheds about every week. my 4 month one sheds every month and my 2 month one hasnt shed yet. my oldest on which is my first one can climb the walls in our house and its pretty creepy. should they be able to climb the walls in our house the others never tried too. whats wrong with their sheding and behaviors? how many times a month should a hermit crab shed?

I've heard through various sources that 17 times a month is normal.

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I have two cats, one full grown and one almost full grown. Ive raised them together in my own apartment since they were both kittens, and they are bad. I try to train them and discipline them but they are just bad cats. They claw everything, jump in the windows and mess up my blinds, knock over cups containing drinks that stain, and jump up on counters and tables. I love these cats, but with all the damage they are causing, I don't know if I can keep them. I don't want to get rid of them. Someone said that getting them fixed calms them down, but is that true? What can I do to make my cats calm down and be good? Ive grown up with cats all my life, and this is the first time Ive had a discipline problem.

I think you should declaw the grey one, and remove the legs of the black one.

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