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my name is Nat .. ppl call me Noodalie =) um. and i can help you w. some problems your having =)havnt been through everything but i have experienced it through muah friends. im sure i can help in anything. most of my friends come to me anyways. =)
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Okay, so I was at the drugstore yesterday buying eyeliner. I was in a rush, so I bought the cheap stuff the 75-cent shit. I put it on and wore it all day. Then at night I tried to wipe it off with Cetaphil, a facial cleanser, and it didn't come off!!! So i rubbed and rubbed and rubbed, and it finally came off. I think I got the Cetaphil in my eye, because an hour later, my eye was kind of pink and the skin around it stung a little and my eye kind of hurts. Help!!! I don't know what to do! I'm 15, my mom is on a business trip, and so is my dad! And I don't have a car!!!! (link)
you were just rubbing it too much that its raw. it will hurt for a little but its just because of all the rubbing. dont touch it and put a cold washclothe on it. let it heal

~natt~


HEy my BF just broke up with me i 13 and want a devoted person around MARYLANd by the way i going to HOOVER so any1 at HOOVEr call me 301-802-8532 (link)
are you stupid!?!?! dont ever put your phone number on the internet.

~natt~


i want to kiss some1 but they dont want to kis me should i jsut go up to them and kis them? (link)
i guess......

~natt~


Hey i love my jeans with holes in them and i have a couple pair of jeans without holes in them. i was wondering how i could put holes in them so it looked natural not like i just took scissors and just cut a hole in them. thank you! xoxo_* (link)
try using sandpaper where you want the wholes. it will give it a natural look.

~natt~


ok so help plz c the problem is i have a big nose brown hair and eyes and a small upper lip and i always keep my hair down i wanted to know what kind of makeup to wear what kind of clothes to wear and what kind of hair styles i should do. thanx love ya (link)
yea lopts of beige and colors that will match your face. try you can wear your hair in buns and ponytails or try scrunching it and wear it down. also for clothes you could just try regular logo tees from hollister, abercrombie, or american eagle. wear pants that you feel comfortable in.

~natt~


Say you are thinking about someone, and about whether there's any chance they still like you or will ever talk to you again....then a big truck comes past with their name on it in Big Red Letters...and you get stuck in traffic so you can constantly see their name next to your window...
Would you consider that to be a sign?
And what would it MEAN? (link)
personaly i trhink it was just a coincidence.....you can believe what you want though

~natt~


ok, i need a good voice mail to put on my cell phone, i don't want to use the old "hey you've reached ______, leave me a message and i'll get back to you" if anyone has any good idea for one, please help! i'll rate high!!! (link)
this is the baskin robins one i usse....

"hello this is patty mcdunn from baskin robins, if you can name 31 flavors in 31 seconds we'll give you 31 dollars in 31 days" give them time to name some then say "i'm sorry you did not name 31 flavors in 31 seconds so therefor you do not recieve 31 dollars in 31 days. thank you and leave a message."

you have to say it really really fast. its really funny though and it would be a really cool voice message.

~natt~


can a doctor tell if a girl has been touching herself? (link)
no..only if its infected. that would be the only reason.

~natt~


i was wondering cuz my friend is having a problem with a huge bladder control and somebody told me that before you start ur period you might get a bladder infection is that true? (link)
i dont think so. they are two totally different things. if i does happen then thats a little odd.

~natt~


OK, I was on vacation for the last 4 days and I went swimming each of them. This pool had way too much chlorine in it. Anyway, I've been washing my hair as best as possible, but it still feels sticky and strange. What can I do? (link)
try using some special chlorine shampoo....

http://www.kiefer.com/Kiefer/dept.asp?dept_id=203

you might be able to find some of them in a drug store....

~natt~


im sick of this
i want it all to end
take the gun to my head
what do you know im not dead
i wonder if someone will miss me
i wonder if someone will cry
but hey they will probably smile caz im now out of their lives
i dont know why im like this
i dont know why i said what i said
maybe its caz im crazy
thats what they said
these times are suppose to be the best in my life
im suppose to be happy thats what everyones said
happy yah thats right
why am i so sad and so empty inside
maybe i need someone to help me
but why would anyone want to help this girl get by? (link)
thats really good!

but instead of saying "thats what they said" on the 11th line...try saying "thats what they all said" it makes the rhyming sound better.

~natt~


I CANNOT break up with anyone. I used to be able to but now I just CAN'T! I can't stand the fact that I'm breaking up with someone that I still want to be friends with. Usually I have my friends break up with the guy for me, but it just doesn't seem...I dunno. The guy I want to break up with now is awesome and I CAN'T and i mean Can't stand to break up with him but I have my reasons and I want to. Does anyone have any ideas of how I can dump him with out being mean? (link)
dont ever say you just want to be friends. tellhim that u just want to take a break and maybe you guyys could get back together. do it yourself this time.

~natt~


any one have any good 2 line quotes...
like " lets be nothing...
i heard it last forever"
somethyn like that
I RATE HIGH (link)
* you hold the key
to my heart

every cinderella
has to have a midnight

rip my jeans
not my heart

we often ignore those that want us
& crave for the ones we can`t have

one day . i wish he`d just run up to me
& kiss me ... with no care in the world

we attach ourselves so strongly to people that when they`re gone, a part of us is gone too

Real tears are not those that fall from the eyes and cover the face but those that fall from the heart and cover the soul.

i am the author of my life.. unfortunatly i`m writing in pen and can`t erase my m i s t a k e s

shes got bite marks on her tongue
from all the things she never said

~natt~




any one have any good 2 line quotes...
like " lets be nothing...
i heard it last forever"
somethyn like that
I RATE HIGH (link)
* you hold the key
to my heart

every cinderella
has to have a midnight

rip my jeans
not my heart

we often ignore those that want us
& crave for the ones we can`t have

one day . i wish he`d just run up to me
& kiss me ... with no care in the world

we attach ourselves so strongly to people that when they`re gone, a part of us is gone too

Real tears are not those that fall from the eyes and cover the face but those that fall from the heart and cover the soul.

i am the author of my life.. unfortunatly i`m writing in pen and can`t erase my m i s t a k e s

shes got bite marks on her tongue
from all the things she never said

~natt~




I have this friend and she is awesome! Me and her have a lot in common and i kind of want to be bfs with her but she`s bfs with my other friend and i dont no what to do. I think that her bf is not good enough for her and i just dont get it. I mean she`s nice and everything but sometimes she treats her like shit and like i no that i dont do that. I dont want to talk to her about it and it makes me really mad b/c sometimes she gets fed up w/ her and says that she`s not a good bf but then later something happens and she`s back to being bfs w/ her. WTF! What should i do b/c im tired of being pushed out of the picture everytime she wants to be her bf again? (link)
talk to her about it and show her that you really are a true friend and show her that her supposidly (bff) isnt that great at all.

~natt~


Ok, i'm going to a soccer camp, and it allows u an hour ansd a half for free time. since were not allowed to bring electronicts, i'm going to be so bored. I'm new on the soccer team that's hosting the camp, so what should i bring or do that can include some of the girls at the camp?
(link)
board games and i guess you could play mini soccer games. that would be fun!

~natt~


Ok, I'm on a competative swim team and I already have dry/damaged hair. The chlorine that gets in my hair after every day's practice is killin my hair! What are some brands of special shampoo's that specificly get chlorine out of your hair and where can I find them?
*I havent found anything @ Wal-Mart, Kroger, Publix, or Eckerds* I'll RatE BuncHezzZ! (link)
these are some shampoos and conditioners that will definatly help!

go to the website.....

http://www.kiefer.com/Kiefer/dept.asp?dept_id=203

~natt~


Heyy okay everybody always says im a sweet,cute,lil shorty(im in 10th grade if dat helps)but they always say that i got an ass and a chest but i never show it(i always wear long shirts and baggy stuff) and i need help on this: I want to wear shorter stuff but i dont feel comfortable...How can i make my self wear shorter shirts? (link)
you need to make yourself feel confident. if your not confident then you and other people wont buy it. try wearing short shirts around the house until you are comfortable with it.

~natt~


Does anybody know any Fruity Smoothies that are good for you, and don't have a lot of extra sugars and fats. So basicly recipes for a healthy smoothie? (link)
this one is really good and healthy....

Ingredients

pineapple
apples
strawberries
milk
ice

~natt~


I have to go over to my grandpas, and i dont want to....any idea on how to get out of it? (link)
fake you are sick i guess?

~natt~




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