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When I'm giving my boyfriend a hand job, what should I say to him to make it more exciting?

Putting yourself in a position where you can't say anything would raise the excitement.

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So there is this boy. He's my ex boyfriend and i sill kinda like him but does he like me ?? What are the signs and stuff saying if he does?? Help me please? I wanna know if i should move on to a different guy.

I don't think he does, so you should move on to a different guy.

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I have made a resume but I am not sure if it's a bad, good, or great resume.

I have a header with my name, phone number, address, and date of birth.
I have an objective which is one sentence.
I have skills which I listed 12 skills in a chart and I deleted the borders and centered everything.
I have my education.
I have my experience which I listed my last 3 jobs starting with my most current.
I have my volunteer experience which I listed the types of mission work I did with my church over the years.
Lastly, I have 'References available upon request'
Everything looks very organized.

What else should I put into my resume?
Any tips on making a resume great?
Do I need to omit any information?

Thanks!

I think 12 skills is way too many...I'd cut it way down to just a few, and I'd also put that after your volunteer experience but before your references portion.

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I'm smart but lazy.
Dark... As in my mind..
I could be seen as a negative person, but I don't try to crush people's dreams.
I'm nice...but evil..
I don't care at all what people think about me.
I don't try and follow the trend or blend in, but I don't try to stick out.
My favourite song is Therapy by All Time Low...
you don't have to include that but they say that music says a lot about a person so... Other than that I don't really listen to music apart from Pierce the Veil BUT I love listening to theme tunes for films especially for Pirates of the Caribbean, I listen to that while doing homework...
Umm my favourite colours are black and deep purple...and other deep colours :)
I'm not like suicidal or anything, just in case you're getting that impression...
Um... Yeah.
I'm a girl. I'm girly I guess, but not like, frilly pink dressed kind of girly.
I'm kind of reserved...and I'm awkward around people..and I get irritated very easily...
Yeah. Thank you :))

A swastika.

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I'm evil. BUT LOVELY ;D But yeah, evil and reserved. AND I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT ME. yeah.
short nicknames are preferable.

Tool.

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How common is the idea of men waxing to remove hairs? Would it be weird if I wanted my boyfriend to wax "down there?"

Just ask him to shave it.

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im looking for a 9 year old girl to have sex with help me

Call 911, tell them.

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Seriously! And, I'm not even allowed to move out because my parents will get all offended, and it's not in their culture to have kids living alone. Plus, I clearly can't afford living on my own.

UGH. I've always wanted a kitten since I was a little girl. I found one last summer but my dad made me give him away.

What can I do to convince him?

Too bad.

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During foreplay when I go down on my man, I never know if you're suppose to blow him until he comes, or just stay down there for a couple minutes to get him warmed up before we start to have sex. I've gone down on him until he finished, but once he entered me, he was already tired and couldn't pump anymore which made me get nothing out of it. So my question is, what do the guys expect to receive when girls go down on them begore intercourse? Please help!

Go downtown and then take a ride before I run out of gas.

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Welll, Im Friends with this guy and i been talking on the phone with em for couple Days we dont sleep at alljust to stay on the phone and uhh we be talking dirty like him getting boners and im telling em im bi and stuff like that but i dont know if he likes me . he told me that my voice is sexy im like ahh weird

His penis likes you, that is all.

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If a person was that was close to you, really evil to you would you care if they died?

My aunt died 3 years ago and I didn't get upset when she died. Am I wrong? She died from some heart problems. My aunt was very evil to the people in our family. She stole money from a lot of them and did drugs with her boyfriend. They had a daughter together and continued to do drugs, just not around her. My grandmother was always in denial about them doing drugs until their daughter got taken away and they admitted it. My aunt also stole money from my grandmothers account somehow forging checks for over a year and she admitted. They used the money for drugs. They also begged for money from my grandma and she'd give them money for food, but they were most likely using it for drugs. My grandmother had to pay their rent every month and feed them, the only reason why my grandmother and most of my family dealt with her is because she had a daughter. My cousin who is my aunt's daughter didn't know that her parents were smoking crack and she Still doesn't know. My aunt used to say very evil things and do evil things. She cared about nothing but drugs and her boyfriend. She used her own daughter to beg for money from family members for food, they even came over our house begging for dinner because they spent all their money on drugs.My aunt was turning my cousin into an evil person just like her and her bad habits was rubbing off on my cousin. She used her own daughter to beg for money from family. My aunt left my grandmother broke every month from stealing and begging for money. Ever since my cousin got taken away and her bigger sister got custody she has had a better life, she goes to a better school and she's a very smart and good girl. My aunt is dead now and my cousin's father has cancer. I just didn't feel bad when my aunt died, but I feel bad for my cousin because she loved her mom and sometimes she still cries about her mom being dead. I also feel bad for my grandmother cause she lost her daughter. But things have been better since she died and I just didn't cry when she died. Am I wrong?

You're not wrong, but I don't think your aunt was evil. She was a drug addict, and there's a big difference.

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19/female. There's this guy, named Bryan who started talking to me over facebook. He went to my school, graduated 2 years before I did. We started texting and I began to like him, every time he'd text me he'd tell me to come cuddle, or that he wanted to give me a massage and that I was pretty every now and then he would mention my boobs or whatever but I figured thats every teenage boy. We'd always plan to hang out but we always ended up both getting to busy, but we'd still text. Well, there was one day that we both got time to chill so he came to pick me up, but it was really awkward. I got in his car and it was just silent the whole ride from my house to his. We get to his house and go straight to his room. I sat at the edge of his bed and we just sat there for a good 5 minutes before he asked me if I wanted a massage. I said no, because that was the first time for us to hang out and I figured that'd be awkward, he insisted on giving me a massage so I was like whatever and let him give me one, he told me to lay down, he stareted giving me the massage and the first 2 minutes were normal he was just rubbing my back, then he goes under my shirt, which I didn't mind to much either, but like 10 minutes into the massage he reached up my bra. I stopped him there because I didn't want things to get that personal on the first date, all I said was "woah, what are you doing?" he then stopped the whole massage and said he had things to do, and took me home. On our way back I asked him what he had to do and he said his mom was about to be home. We didn't talk the entire rest of the way to my house. When we got to my house, I said bye to him and thanked him for the massage. I haven't talked to him since. He hasn't texted me or anything. I want to text him, just to find out whats up, but i'm scared he won't reply, and i'm scared he's pissed at me. do you think he's mad that I didn't put out? I keep thinking that he thought I looked better on the internet than in person and that's why he quit talking to me? I just can't stop thinking about him though. I thought he was cute. Should I text him? or should I leave him alone, like I've been doing? if I do text him what should I say? why do you think he quit talking to me after we met?

If all you want to do is have sex with him, text him. If you think you're going to want anything beyond that, you're not going to get it, so don't.

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I hate this stupid website. I never get anyone to help me anymore. Thanks everyone...

I've been not helping people for eight years now, it's good to finally get some credit. Thanks!

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Hey I wa the one who asked about a one night stand. Where u from and maybe we could hook up.

lolololol

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Hi, I'm 20 years old and my boyfriend of about 7 months is 21. He is graduating in 2 weeks and going to med school next year. I'm starting my professional school in the August. So we are both leaving the college we met at. I don't know what a good grad gift for a boyfriend would be. I think it is a lot more important than High school and want to give him something nice. I ended up buying a kindle fire for him and it was about $200. Even though my last boyfriend and I were together for 3 years i never bought anything quite that expensive-it was always ranging from 60-150. But i feel like we are honestly a lot more serious and mature of a relationship and graduation is a different situation than birthdays/christmas. His parents like me as far as I know and they are coming up for the ceremony. Will they be annoyed or happy with that gift? And what will he think? I know he likes tech stuff like that and he can get text books from amazon and all his apps and movies on the go. Any input would be great. I can always exchange it for something different.

I'm not really someone that founds their life around possessions or has much advice to dole out to others on the subject. If I received that, I would be very happy.

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Hey would anybody like a one night stand?

Absolutely, HIT ME UP YO.

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What is your input on tipping at restaraunts? I tip when I eat out but I also feel 'why tip when they are paid by the hour?' I understand that waiters/waitress make little but when one pays for their meal I do get why it is expected.

Example: Why tip a pizza boy when they are paid minimum wage hourly? Why tip a barista?


I am looking for inputs on how people feel, I feel both ways. We shouldnt have to tip... We pay for our food and we pay for good services.

Tip or move to Europe.

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Ok so I recently broke up with my boyfriend and he kind of flirts with my best friend, it bugs me but I dont really seem to mind much. He talked to me today and gave me a hug and said he loves me and started begging to get back together with him, he said that he cant move on, I said no because I dont want a relationship right now and he walked away upset and almost started crying, instead, I started crying. =( Btw, we were going to kiss today for no real reason but didnt because we kinda fought instead.

He sent me a message on facebook saying that he wants to kiss me tomorrow and everyday until he moves on and I said no because I dont want him to feel "the spark" if we kiss repeadidly and not ever get over me. I want to kiss him once but only once, should I?

For his benefit and your benefit, do not kiss him at all. I say this knowing you'll give me a poor rating -- that is how much I stand by this advice and how little I give a fuck.

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About a month ago i hooked up with a co worker (we are both married with children) and have been traveling extensively with him so the sex has continued. However, he has been flirting extensively with another co worker (which I happen to be her supervisor). He said he was doing it to protect our relationship so no one would suspect anything. Well i found out that he actually spent the night with her last night. I feel completely blindsided, hurt, and jealous. How do I approach talking to him because i don't feel like I have a right to feel that way.

You're right, you don't have a right to feel that way.

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For school I have to parody the song we didn't start the fire by billy Joel. Since its about events from 1949-1989, I have to do one for my life. I was born in May 1998 so all I have is Apple, 9/11, Obama. I need more events and how to put it in a song

Haha, I'll answer this because adviceman obviously didn't really help you at all.


In random order as they come to me:


The War on Terror, Libya, Syria, Hurricane Katrina, the earthquake and tsunami in Japan, the earthquake in Haiti, the Red Sox winning the WS in 04, cell phones, Limewire, Chinese Democracy by Guns 'n' Roses, the execution of Saddam, the killing of UBL, 7/7 attacks in the UK, train attacks in Spain in like 04 I think, health care reform, Wall Street regulation, the Great Recession, Bird Flu, Swine Flu, hybrid cars, blahblahblah.


Things have sucked since you've been born, thanks a lot!

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