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If you want to avoid the point, simply take offense. -Intuit

I came here to answer computer questions. (This used to say "...and nothing more.")

What I meant was, I don't know how much help I would be with other things... NOT that I would be upset if you asked a non computer question!

No matter the subject, Ask Away! (I'll do my best.)


I am not a doctor, lawyer, etc. All opinions expressed are my own, and are for entertainment purposes only. Use at your own risk. ;-)

'non passus sum stultus ubi spīritusum valeō'

(Thanks for the Latin, Fern!)

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Is it just me or is everyone getting raped in teh last two days? All these guyz got these girls getting naked for them and jumpin in bed with them... and if its not that... it's a guy having a guy friend make a move on them... it all just seems weird that this all happens at once... anyone else wanna give me an explanation? (link)
There's a girl who makes up rape stories and posts them as questions. She usually does a whole slew of them.

For reasons that are well and truly beyond me the number 1 fantasy for women according to the pollsters is forced sex, also known as rape fantasy. :-(

If you think I am kidding, ask your nearest psych student in their 3rd or 4th year.

If someone wants to explain this to me, I would love to hear an answer: Why?


My friends and i are building a battle bot for a program at our school. Were having trouble locating places to buy parts. More specifically wheels for it. Does anyone know where to find smaller sized wheels? (link)
There is a catalog called McMaster-Carr

They have just about anything in any size, and your school maintenance dudes probably already have one. You could be the hero of your team with this info.

If you want to build something from a battle-bot to a battle-ship these people can hook you up with what you need.


This just started happening last night... When I restart my computer all my desktop settings go back to default. I have the default background and all the icons are back like they were when I first bought the computer. I still have AIM but every time I restart my computer everything gets deleted from it. (All the screen names at the sign on. All my favorites in my internet explorer are all there but now they're all in alphabetical order... Does you know what's going on or anyway I can stop this? Thanks... (link)
Hello there,

Sounds like an error in the windows registry. If you have windows XP, it may be trying to restore a known good copy of the registry every time you start up.

This could be caused by a hard drive with bad sectors (errors) faulty RAM, bad power supply, or any number of things along those lines.

My number one suspect would be the hard drive based on what you told me.

There are registry repair tools, but in the hands of someone who doesn't know the windows registry system they can do more harm than good.

You might want to consider having this looked at by a professional.

Before you do that, try this:

In windows XP:


"help and support"

"Undo changes to your computer with System Restore"

Pick a time before all this craziness started, and try it.

If the problem goes away, and stays away, then some program or another mangled the windows registry. It happens occasionaly with poorly written software.

You should head over to the free on-line virus scanner at:

... then download and run Ad-Aware from:

... if all this fails: Have it looked at professionally.


What is the problem now? What do I have 24 hours to do? All of those colums are old and gone! I'm sorry my questions/answers offended people but honestly it was awhile ago . . why is it being brought up now and not when the questions were being asked! Questions are like that are asked and nobody else has been banned for it, why me? I am only going to have one advice colum this time! Why is that a problem? (link)
The problem is that you exploded.

You didn't give account of your actions, and you have only bothered to cuss me out for enforcing the rules.

You have caused a great deal of work chasing down all your various accounts, and when people respond in a civil manner you cuss them.

Why should you be allow to have an advice column here if that is the way you treat people?

Read both of the answers given to you again.


P.S. I have banned over 500 accounts, so don't act special.

Ok for one thing those are all my old accounts and u fucking deleted them! I recently have had only one colum except I had just made another colum just to ask questions! I just had the worst day imaginable yesterday and then you fucking give me this bull shit! What the fuck!:'( (link)
Hello again,

I am sorry you had a bad day. Do you kiss your parents with that mouth?

Sorry you just couldn't say you were sorry for breaking the rules and promise not to post a dozen question asking how to give a blow-job again... People complained.

I was perfectly willing to re-activate your account.

Thanks for your time,


P.S. In case you didn't hit the (link) to see the full reply to the first not you sent:

Okay well I was recently banned for 3 things:
1. I asked the same question over and over again
2. I asked obscene questions/had obscene answers
3. I am not 13 years old
Well excuse my language but I am fucking pissed! For one thing I have very few questions I've asked and I have not repeated questions! Another thing I have no obscene questions OR answers! As for the third thing I am 14 years old, 15 on October 25! My birthdate is October 25, 1990! I want to know what the heck is going on here! My advice colum is xoxox_courtney! I really don't want to start a whole new I am already a level one moderator with a great rating and I don't want to start back from square one! I have a feeling that you won't belive me but please do . . I am begging you! Please help me out on this one! Thanks in advance for any help you can give me.

P.S.-My friend is also having this problem. Is there something wrong with advicenators? Her colum is AsKcHeLs (link)
Hello there,

I don't know what to call you since all of these accounts appear to be yours:

Questioners from this address:

strawberrie9 (banned until Thursday March 23 2006, 2:23 pm)
tuff love (banned until Sunday October 20 2013, 1:08 am)
x0xMeGGie (banned until Thursday March 23 2006, 2:27 pm)
wowzers itz me (banned until Thursday March 23 2006, 2:42 pm)
xOxMeGGie (banned until Tuesday May 30 2006, 1:03 am)
ninthgradebiomidterms (banned until Sunday October 20 2013, 1:03 am)
l*ilbabe (banned until Thursday March 23 2006, 2:45 pm)
xoxox_courtney (banned until Sunday October 20 2013, 1:02 am)
cMsCsR (banned until Tuesday May 30 2006, 1:01 am)
cms_csr (banned until Tuesday May 30 2006, 1:00 am)

Answerers from this address

tuff love (banned until Sunday October 20 2013, 1:08 am)
pubehaireaters (banned until Tuesday May 30 2006, 1:05 am)
xOxMeGGie (banned until Tuesday May 30 2006, 1:03 am)
xoxox_courtney (banned until Sunday October 20 2013, 1:02 am)

Are you the new site manager? I need to know because i have a bone to pick with you! (link)
Yes I am,

What can I do for you?


I have the weirdest phobia (Well to me) I can not swallow pills. My sister used to have trouble with it too, but she eventually got over it. My younger brother has ADD so he has to have pills so he it's no problem for him. But when I was little I had choked on something and I blacked out before it was dislodged, and even though I know it's not going to happen just because I try swallowing a pill, I still have a "pill phobia". Anyway is there anything I can do that will help me get over it. Or just ways to make swallowing pills easier? I'm almost 15, and a sophmore in high school, and I'm still telling doctors when I'm sick that I need a liquid or chewable, I don't want to be an adult doing the same thing. It's embarassing. I have friends that won't swallow a pill unless they have to, but even if it was the only way, I'd rather just be sick. So if you have tips on making swallowing pills easier or just getting over the phobia, please let me know!! Thanks in advance! (link)
Hello there,

I have never had any trouble with pills, so I don't know what to say about that that hasn't already been suggested.

IMPORTANT: You must NEVER break open medications, especially timed release ones.

There are pills that have one kind of medicine on one end of the capsule, and anoth ot the other.

They are meant to be released at a certain point in your digestive tract and can be really harmful if you take them any other way.

I cannot tell you enough about how important it is that you take anything like that in its whole and complete form.

Whomever told you that you shouldn't break these things open was definitely on your side.


Heyy DangerNerd!!

I've got a question about my ratings. (not bragging!) I have 15 ratings from the past 30 days, all of them are 5's. None are from private questions. A few hours ago I had 14 ratings and an average rating of 5. Then I got another rating (which was a 5) and my rating dropped to 4.73. Why'd this happen? All I've gotten is 5's, it doesn't seem right that the rating would go down... thanks!
-FunnyCide (link)
Hi there,

You got a one for this question:

If I had to guess it would be because the questioner already knew the answer, and was looking for someone to back her up in her belief.

Telling someone that God will forgive them, when they aleady believe that if they aren't around to ask forgiveness, they can't be forgiven will probably get a "1" every time.

If you believe in the Bible or not, you have to be careful when telling something the opposite of what it says if you expect a '5' from them.

Tell them something that they already know it doesn't say, when they are looking for re-assurance of their beliefs will probably not be well met. In this case, it was a '1.'

Take care,


I really love your advice! But I have a question...
Do you have ANY idea when the columns will be up? Thanks so much! (link)
Hi there,

Could you be more specific? Columns are working. If you can view anyone's advice column, then the site is working. Did you mean something else?

If not, please give me an example of a column that is not working and I will check on it for you.


Hello, this is assuager (I was in the chat earlier today as Yes).

I was wondering where I should send any suggestions for the site, as in to this column or to the advicenator_admin column?

Thank you, and congratulations again on you inheriting the site,

assuager (link)
Good question. I am waiting to hear what Spacefem wants to do with the official column.

As soon as I know if she wants it transferred to a private account, I will let you know.

If you have something burning a hole in your psyche, you can just ask it here.



whats a tweaker? (link)
Tweaker is a slang term for someone who uses drugs. Specifically crystal meth/crank/whatever they call it where you live.


Im buying a shirt for a friend of mine who is 6`1 and quite thin. Im not sure what size shirts he wears and I dont want to ask him because I want it to be a surprise. Do you think a large or meduim would work best? Looking at both length and width. I dont want him with baggly clothes but I dont want it too short either. (link)
Hi there,

I am 6'4" and can tell you that regular shirts aren't good for anyone over 6' usually.

They make shirts in tall and extra-tall sizes. If you are buying off the rack, look for a tag marked "LT" which is large-tall. I wear a "2XL-XT" when I can find it, but usually a "2XL-T" will work.

As he is 6'1, you should be good with an LT size.

If you can't find one in the usual places, go to JCPenny's, they have a BIG+Tall catalog you can order from and pick it up right there in the store.


There was no Funky Light category, so Random Weirdos will work.

About 5 days ago, i bought myself a lava lamp. On the package, it stated that i should let it go for 4-6 hours the first time i use it. I've done that and all, but now everytime i use it, it still takes 40-55 minutes to actually get going with the lava.

My question is, to all of you lava lamp experts, is will the "starting up" time get faster? Is there something i can do to make it go a little faster?

Thanks. (link)
Hello there,

If you leave it in a sunny window during the day, it will be pre-warmed. This should, in turn, make the actual "time-to-lava" decrease substantially.


i have lived in my current house for almost two years. the place that i moved from i had lived there for 8 years. i have just recently gone back to where i came from and i visited my friends and met some new ones.
the question i have is: is it possible to fall for someone that you have just met and are almost completely alike in every way (we have the same interest, tastes, etc.)?
i like him and he seems to like me, if we pursue this possoble relationship, would it be smart to do it at long distance? (i live in montana, he lives in kansas).
thanks in advance. (link)
Hello there,

All I can tell you about long-distance relationships would be this:

When we met online my wife and I were living on opposite coasts. We had a very short courtship, and have been married for over eight years now.

We have almost everything in common. We got along in the beginning, had big fights before we even met (e-mail fights) and then got married so fast it made our parents head spin.

It can work.


PS: We just moved from central Montana not too long ago, so howdy neighbor.

ok i bought a siamese kitten and she keeps on crying all the time! The only time she does not cry is when i hold her she is 10 weeks old but she keeps me awake all night and now i feel so tired and i have not gone to school.How can i stop her crying??? (link)
Hello there,

My understanding is that Siamese cats are the loudest of all breeds. I have also heard that they seem to do better in pairs than they do in singles.

You didn't say how long you have had your kitten, but it can take as much as a week for any kitten to settle into his or her new home.

Picture if you were ripped away from your mother, your brothers and your sisters...

What if you were taken away from the only home you had ever known, and put in a strange place?

It would be scary wouldn't it?

Your kitten will mellow out with time, but because of her breed will probably never be as quiet as other cats.


i know this is really dumb, but i REALLY need advice. okay well recently on myspace i got a message from this guy who was really hot and he thought i was hot, so we exchanged AIM screen names and were talking like all the time. then eventually we started calling each other and now i talk to him online & on the phone every single day. i'm starting to develop feelings for him and i don't want to. there is no chance or future for us, he lives across the country from me! i don't want to stop talking to him though because he is really sweet and funny. is there something wrong with me for liking him? is there any way i can continue talking to him without liking him like THAT ?? please help im going crazy (link)
Hello there,

You know, it is funny what looks like it is impossible today can be quite possible in the future.

My wife, and I were living on opposite coasts when we met online. Now we have been married for eight years. :-)

If you find someone that you get along with, don't let distance screw it up. I was madly in love with my wife before I ever even saw her.

I fell in love with who she was not what she was. There are no physical distractions when you start your relationship long-distance.

Personally, I think that it helps greatly in forming a solid relationship. One based on trust and facts, shared opinions, and agreement about a great many topics that will aid you greatly in having a lifelong relationship without running out of things to talk about.

It would be a shame, to throw away something so perfect for the sake of a little distance.


My boyfriend's mom is such a BITCH. I know that sounds mean, but its the truth. He broke up w/ me and we got back together. We are together now but I haven't talked to him in 2 weeks because everytime I call she is like he's out side mowing the grass. I called 2 days ago and she said he's outside mowing the grass. I call back 3 hrs. later and she starts yelling I TOLD YOU HE'S OUTSIDE! I am very sensitive and I was like like ok. (I almost cried because she keeps yelling at me) I called back today and she said HE'S MOWING THE GRASS! Is there a way he can find out his mom is being mean to me without me telling him? If I tell him he'll tell his mom. (link)
Hello there,

It seems to me that you have to do something that will get this solved once and for all.

How about this: the next time you call and she says that he is outside cutting the grass, say thank you very politely. Immediately go over to his house.

If he isn't even there and his mother answers the door, tell her that since he is always outside mowing the grass you thought you would come over and see him. If she says he isn't there, tell her you thought that adults were supposed to lie to children.

Maybe it will make her think, but no matter what your boyfriend will at least know that you came by.

If she isn't telling him that you call, then he may think you don't like him anymore since he hasn't heard from you in two weeks.

I hope you find an answer,


Many religions believe that the world is going to end soon, and we are living our last days because of all the crime, hate, and everyone being open about their sexuality, what are your opinions on this? (link)
Hello there,

Personally, I do believe that things are winding down to the end.

If you look at the financial picture of the world, things cannot continue the way they have been going. The economy of the United States, and the plunging dollar, are going to create chaos on the world economic market. This is already beginning.

There is a world-famous CEO by the name of Chuck Missler. He is considered an authority on world economic markets. He has degrees in physics, economics, and is widely respected by anybody who's ever heard of him.

This guy, with money of his own, chose to abandon the business world and devote himself full time to a very intelligent ministry for people seeking answers.

He did this, because of overwhelming evidence, in his mind, that the world will be coming to an end soon.

The guy is brilliant.

You can find his web site here:

... you can find many of the things he has to say in MP3 format if you have a filesharing client like Bearshare, Shareazza, lime wire or whatever.

Some of the stuff he has to say is a little hard to take it first. But I learned myself that if you want to argue with his research you better bring a gun. :-)

If you are looking for news and updates of things that looks suspiciously like a one world government forming up you should look at:

... the guy may be kind of a nut but he makes a good point.

To watch Christians arguing over when the rapture is going to happen be sure to visit:

... there is actually a great deal of worthwhile news on this site. Try to ignore the bickering and you will learn a great deal.

If you add all these things up, something has to happen. Something is coming soon.

I honestly believe, if you do the research that I have done, you will come to the same conclusion that I have. The evidence is overwhelming.

I wish you well,


What if someone said something offensive about you and you had a disablity, and ur friends and family didnt do much to defend you? I have the right to be mad right? I have the right to be mad at my family for not defending me right? what should i do? (link)
Hello there,

You have every right to be mad at your family for not sticking up for you.

Do they give any reason for leaving you to fend for yourself?

Are they hoping that you will become tough if they abandon you?

I would ask them directly why it is that they aren't taking better care of you.

If they have no reason, tell them that it hurt your feelings and makes you feel like you aren't part of the family.

This pisses me off just hearing about it.


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