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14/F
to most people this might be a stupid question
but how do you flirt?

could you give me maybe a quick dialogue of waht flirting would be like!
THANK YOU!

well this is what i do to get a cute girl:

first, i punch her in the stomach,
then i jiz in her face
and i fart in her mouth.

if a girl did that to me, i would date her in a heartbeat.

i hope this helps

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I had sex with my boyfriend yesterday and now I'm in alot of pain and I won't stop bleeding, it was my first time. My stomach hurts and a can barly walk. I don't wanna tell my parents cuz they will know I had sex. Please help, I will love you forever! Also I'm f/15

There are doctors or health centers that underage people can go to without a parent's consent. Check your yellow pages for some, and have a friend take you ASAP.
If you can't find a place, it is VERY important for you to tell your parents and have them take you to the doctor. It's your health.

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My boyfriend is waiting for me to make a move. I'm gonna see him Monday and I really want to give him head. Like I know what to do it couldnt be that hard....I just need some tips. I will rate(:

Thanks!

It should just be nautural, really. Just try to NOT use your teeth and use your hands if you'd like.

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