Friendly friends and helpful helpers.
Please do not be scared by the account name.
We needed to come up with something that sounded both cheerful as well as respectful to GOD. Dammit.
Collectively, we pour 58 hard, brutal, pulsing, soul-sucking years of experience into this column. 58 years! Are you that old? If you are, what the hell are you doing here?
Now shut up and listen to your elders. We won't do you wrong, son. Just settle down. Put down the pills. If only Heath Ledger had listened to us. But noooo. Did he have 58 YEARS OF COLLECTIVE EXPERIENCE? No! He was 30 years short, and then, bang. And we don't mean the fun banging he did on Brokeback Mountain. We're amazed that some of you people know how to get out of bed in the morning and brush your hair. If you had 58 YEARS OF COLLECTIVE EXPERIENCE, you wouldn't have any fucking hair. Just brains. Lots and lots of brains.
Lots.
Now feed us.
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