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I met this girl I adeed her on facebook and she started randomly inboxing me on Facebook and she likes a lot of my status updates and she keeps asking me things like do you watch eastenders and she says hi how are you every time I walk past her at college nobody else does they only need to say hi once

The only way you'll find out is if you ask her out.

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I met a guy online at a dating site. He only has 1 pic and barely anything on his profile. He pm me 2 weeks ago. We started talking and he only told me the basic things about him. I would tell him about my day and recent stuff going on in my life. He gave me his # and said we should text. I told him I want to wait. To get to know him more. I feel like he's holding back on me. He got offended. Told me he had a crazy ex stalking him that's why he doesn't want to put too much on his profile. He said he wanted something serious/long term and said if I want the same text him b/c he's not coming back on the site.
I'm being cautious b/c you never know who you're talking too. I feel like he's manipulating me by making me feel bad and give him my #. Got any advice on what I should do?

His story could be correct, there are crazy exes out there, however, if you're really concerned, there are probably less weird guys out there.

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To start off, I'm 20, female and I've always only been in straight relationships. I really haven't dated that much and I've only had one sexual partner who I've been with for 2 years and we're engaged.

I love my fiance, I do but I don't really see a wedding happening anywhere in the close future mostly because they're very expensive. He's a good man with a good job, he's handsome, sweet and loves me to death. Of course we have typical relationship issues.

Lately, I've been thinking a lot that I might be happier with a woman.
I love a lot of what are considered by America "feminine" topics and activities such as fashion, beauty, shopping, getting my nails done, cooking, baking, going out to eat, reading, poetry, interior decorating, art, ect. I have a love for all things beautiful, sparkly or cute.

I hate all the manly things my fiance and exes always seem to do. Such as playing countless video games, most masculine hobbies, wearing dirty or old clothes, not caring about nutrition or cleanliness, ect. I think a lot of men dress and act the same . My friend's will say "OH HE'S SO HOT!" and I'll look at him and not understand at all and whenever a female friend talks about sex with a guy I get disgusted and even a little irritated.

I hate sex with a penis. It's annoying and I find it very boring. I try to postpone sex as much as possible. My fiance and I tried different things but I just do not like it. I even hate looking at a penis. I've never given him oral because I do not want to go near that thing. I've never had an orgasm. Anything "sex with a man" is an instant turn off for me. I don't appreciate his body although I know he's attractive.

Of course I've seen lesbian pornography and it always seemed so much better. More sexy, loving and passionate. Not just some guy trying to force his penis into things until he comes. I think women are beautiful, the whole feminine form is very pretty to me and I love all of the pretty makeup, outfits and cute hair styles.

Sometimes when I look over at him asleep in bed I wish it was a pretty female form to cuddle up with. I daydream about having a life with another woman full of beautifully decorated homes, fashion, cooking, walks on the beach, ect. Where we pick out stylish clothes for each other and go out on the town and laugh at all the ugly men hitting on us and then go home together.

All of my friends complain about the same masculine things in men but they keep putting up with it because "it's a guy thing". I can't imagine just tolerating it all for the rest of my life but at the same time I feel like finding a lesbian woman to date that's going to share all of my similar interests is far-fetched and maybe I should just take what I have and deal with it.

Should I just ignore it or what? How do I even go about really finding out if I'm lesbian?
Do I sound like I am (because I feel like I do)?


Honestly, it seems like you're a lesbian. I cannot tell you for sure, cause I am not a woman, a lesbian, or you, but, it sounds like being engaged to this man is a bad idea.

You might have to have a serious talk with him, and go explore girls for yourself.

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I'm 16/f. I have a guy who I'm just gunna call my boyfriend because we are pretty much dating without the official title. So he smokes weed and I am the least bit judge mental about it but I'm genuinely worried about him. Like I want to try weed with him too one day but I just need to see what the hype is about. He has been doing it for several years. I have my own additions so I understand but he said that he was quitting and that was a long time ago when he said he was having his last smoke before quitting. I understand but he said he's in full control. Like I want to help him and be supportive but he just does more of it. How do I help him quit? It's better than smoking cigars or cigarettes like he used to but I still wanna help.

First of all, you cannot get addicted to smoking weed. You can become accustomed to the routine, and basically addicted to that, but he is not addicted to weed itself.

Now, weed isn't really that bad, as long as he can function like a normal human being while smoking it. If he's doing well in school, is good to you, and doesn't make other bad choices, then why stop him? He enjoys it. Yes it's "illegal" and I wont get into my views on the matter, but you either gotta let him do his thing, or move onto another guy.

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I am a lesbian and my gf I bi. She wanted to have a threesome with a guy I decided to fulfil her fantasy. I seen a guy I approached him got his number we all hung out got comfortable we end up eventually doing the threesome now a few weeks later my gf text me asking for his number she said its nothing I just need to ask him a question and I said what do you possibly have to ask him. I am entitled to know why correct? And she wants him again thats why she is contacting him correct?

Well, I think you should have asked for advice before having a threesome. Those can complicate things like mad crazy. Anyways, on to your question. No, you're not entitled to know. She is her own person, as is you are. You don't know why she's contacting him, maybe she thinks he's a cool guy, maybe she has a legit question, or maybe she's into him. You took a serious risk by doing that, and you might be paying the consequences.

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ok so i have this guy i like and i want to tell him i like him and i want it to be me to tell him not anyone else and once somone else told him and i said it was just a rumor but i still want to tell him and i have already told the girl who is dating him i like him and she is my best friend so she hasnt told anyone and she isnt mad and i also want help the guy i like is saying i am using blank (his girlfriend) as a decoy untill somone prettyer comes what should i do about all of this!?

I don't really understand what's going on, but it sounds like you're trying to steal someone's boyfriend and that's bad. You shouldn't do it.

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When I was first married, I worked at a group home with other adult staff there, day shifts, night shifts, etc. After the residents would go to bed, the remaining staff would clean up the house and get things ready for the next day. One particularly rough evening, the residents went to bed late and the other staff (female) and I were finishing up with the chores and I said since I was the one staying for night, I was going to lie down and chill for a bit, she could go and I would do the rest later. We talked for a few minutes, and she asked if I wanted a massage...Obviously that should have been the first red flag. I said sure and laid down on my stomach and she rubbed my neck and back...She asked me if I wanted my legs done and I said sure, whatever. I have had many massages from professional masseuses and thought nothing of it. I sort of fell asleep / drowsed off and when I came to she told me to roll on my back and then she started giving me a blow job. As soon as I realized what was going on, I said, I cant do this, I'm married and I just cant. I stood up and started to walk away, then I didn't. The absurdity of it all, me standing there fully erect with a woman I barely knew, and she was willing to go to town on me, was too surreal, even for a lifetime movie, or perhaps a skinemax late night flick. She kneeled in front of me and started to position herself to go down on me, and I again said look I cant do this. But, I didn't stop her from doing it, I figured she would pull away, but she didn't, and I just froze. To this day, I cant believe I stood there like a statue...I finished in her mouth quicker than I ever have in my life, and then she left, just like nothing had happened. She would later tell me that she had a dream that her and I were going to have sex at work one night, and she was ready to make it happen. Afterwards, I showered, laid on the couch and felt like I was raped. I am the one at fault here, and I get it. I am not or have not ever cheated on anyone I ever dated, and this moment of indiscretion has haunted me forever. I told my wife about the incident a few years later, and it crushed her. She has since forgiven me, but I have never forgiven myself. I don't really know what the question is here for this forum, but I guess I need some advice on getting over this and trying to get on with my life. My wife and I have 4 great kids, and a great family, but every time someone says something about what a great husband I am, I just throw up a little bit in my mouth and think I have been living a lie for so long that I just feel as if anyone knew what I had done, I wouldn't get all of this attention for being who I am not. Thanks in advance. D

I'm going to start with this: "It's tricky but my opinion is this wouldn't be considered rape at all. Rape is when one person is benefiting from sex that is non consensual with the other person. With women raped, it's clearly them being overpowered and forced, with a man who is stronger and able to ward off such a thing unless being forced with a deadly weapon or a rape drug, thats another story and would be rape."

That is a bunch of crap. Not the whole part about women, because that is true. They do get overpowered, and that is just the say truth, but to say that this ISN'T rape is just wrong.

This lady is basically telling you "you were asking for it." That is a load of crap. I would absolutely love a massage after a long day of work, and would never think that it was going to lead into a blowjob. Your mind got jumbled, you didn't know what to do. You clearly said you didn't want this to happen, but stopped out of fear or whatever was going through your mind.

Maybe you should look into a therapist or something, if you're not willing to talk to your wife about it. I mean, she probably wouldn't be very happy you were getting a massage from another woman, but at the end of the day, you didn't cheat, you were sexually violated.

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so i dumped this guy and now he is calling me stupid telling people i am dating these ugly guys and calling me gay in the bad way but i wish he meant happy i don't even like him anymore so i need you help on what to do any advice would be nice thanks! i love typing lol but also please help!

I would ask him how you're gay if you're dating ugly guys. Then,as he tries (and fails) to find an answer that makes sense, kinda ask him to stop being a child. If he doesn't, then I guess ignore him and feel good that you got away from that relationship.

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so I started a new school and became really close to this guy we later found out we both like each other but I feel like I have to do all the work, organising dates etc... we are now boyfriend and girlfriend and it was going really well but we have only been together for about 3 weeks. the other day we went for dinner and a movie and in the cinema he started touching my leg and gradually stroking up towards my core. we have had a few dirty conversations about what we want to do to each other so I didn't find it weird. I ended up touching his cock and trying to get him off but the movie finished so we decided to go to a park which I found really creepy and it was cold. so I tried to give him a handjob but it was difficult and we were running out of time as our parents were wondering where we were. I offered to suck him and he laid down and came in my mouth a few minutes later which I loved cause he tasted really good. he walked me to my bus stop and we kissed goodbye. since then at school he's been a little distant and weird and not wanting to show any PDA even hugging. has he gone off me?

Sounds like you're both young, and young people don't always handle sexual experiences the best. It'll most likely pass. Don't worry about it. If he seems distant for too long, talk to him.

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Hi there! My boyfriend said he needed some time alone and I agreed to do the same. After that,I saw him online on WhatsApp at 1 in the night. We both have this mutual friend who is like a sister to him. She wanted us to date but then weirded out when he told her he likes me. She said it's weird that her best friends date and she would distance herself from us. Inspite of this we are dating... And I saw both of them online even at 4 in the morning. When he saw that I was online too... He sent me a message saying sorry he couldn't talk to me... He was frustrated and thought it would be shown on me. I felt really really bad that he said he wanted time alone and still was online which meant he's talking to that mutual friend. I was pissed off too and said next time he'll communicate better when he's low. He told me he's not used to talking about issues. But then my question was if he wants to be left alone...why was he online and talking to his so called sister.I am mad at him.. Though I'm talking to him.. It's still Bothering me...am I overreacting here?

Yes, I would say so. It seems he knew he was upset in general (not at you) but would bring it out on you if he talked. Sounds like he was being very smart in an upset state of mind if you ask me. You have to realize, you are his girlfriend, but sometimes when he's down, he needs an old close friend for an ear. It's nothing against you. My girlfriend does similar things. She doesn't talk about her issues well with me, but she does her best male friends. That's just how they are.

I would say stop being mad at him, and give him the time he needs. It wont be long, and pestering him will make him made at you in the end.

PS, if you have more questions and would like to end the back and forth on Advicenators, I'd be more than happy to continue over email, or some other communication app.

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I'm 15/f and let me clarify this is not my first this. I've actually kissed quite a few guys over the course of a few years. This will be my first kiss with this new guy though and we both like each other. We've cuddled at this one party and people said we kissed but we both couldn't remember since we were drunk. We have hung out a couple times and we are going out to lunch tomorrow and i think he might kiss me.. What can I do not to be nervous??

Think about how nice the kiss is going to be. You obviously both like each other, you've kissed other guys, it should be no big deal.

Once it's over you'll probably be making out like the little 15 year olds you are and you'll read this question and laugh.

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My boy friend and I were having a normal conversation. He stopped replying! We didn't even have an argument. I later asked him how his day was... No response and after a while. I asked him if he's studying.. He said no... I asked him if he's okay.. Like have an argument or since we are in a long distance relationship.. If it was that!
He said he's feeling a little blue so I asked him if he would like some time alone! He said yes.. If I don't mind!
Am I to be worried? He is shy and a loner of sorts!

Everything is fine my dear! I have those days when I'm just in a funk and want to be alone. It's called being human. You'll be fine, I promise!

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I've been with a girl for about 6 months and she has a daughter that's almost 2. She works a lot of overtime of provide for her (she's very low income), and has pointed out that the baby daddy never wanted her and didn't do anything to help support her when they were together. She left the baby daddy shortly after her daughter was born when she lived in his state and moved back here. He has not visited his daughter since or paid barely any child support. According to her, he has never even had a job, but has an associates degree. She says she is trying to sue him for child support. Is it wrong that she still is friends with him on Facebook then? She even responds and laughs at some posts he puts up to be funny. He asks how they are doing once a week through there but doesn't make any efforts to do anything else. He doesn't call or visit. She told me he wouldn't sign over his parental rights since he wants to leave it open to come back into their life since "part of him still loves" my girlfriend. I'm having a hard time accepting how she wants to have any relationship with him, despite him not visiting or providing support. Is she just going easy on him or is this a bigger red flag? Do I have to accept how friendly they are, even though he's not there for them?

Well, you put yourself into a tough situation by dating a girl with a kid to begin with. That situation, the father. He will ALWAYS be part of that kid's life, and you're either going to have to accept it, or find a new girlfriend.

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So I'm a twelve year old girl and I'm literally in love with Neil Patrick Harris. It's so wrong because he's 41, gay, married, and has two children but I just can't help it. He makes me happy and even though I may never meet him I still love him. Help me get rid of these feelings!

Okay, how about I tell you that you're infatuated with him, not really in love.


There, problem solved.

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So my boy friend is in Europe and we are in a long distance relationship. He makes time to talk to me everyday inspire of his hectic schedule.we Skype once a week.its been around a month since we started dating.he doesnt talk much over the phone but he keeps the conversation going over texts. He dirty talks over the phone(texts) and he hardly talks over the phone. He did talk to me for 4 hours once... That's a different story.am I over thinking this?
He's a pretty shy guy who keeps to himself. I am not sure how I can make him talk to me more often.

Give him time. It's only been a month. Some people are just shy. He'll open up eventually :D.

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Okay basically I'm a girl so yeah I have emotions and I like this guy who lives in Devon but I live in Scotland he says the distance is too much for him but I'm going crazy and I can't stop thinking about him. What should I don't want to cut him out of my life completely we done that once before when he had family issues to deal with and now I feel like he hates me for the way I feel about him. It's torture knowing he can't get over the distance.

You don't have to cut him out of your life. Instead of being upset that he doesn't like you the same way you like him, look at it as you have a good friend who is there for you. You'll get over him.

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I actually like 2 of classmates. Now, I think have a crush on one of them more but I think also a crush on the other guy because he said he like me jokingly but I treated it seriously. Both of the guys are awesome. What should I do?

Troubled

Figure out which one will becomes a doctor and stick with him.

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I am 15 years old and I might be bi. I never had sexual intercourse with a girl so i cant label myself as 'bisexual' yet. I dont know if its a ''phase'' but i do know that I am equally attracted to guys and girls. So, i have gone out with boys in the past but i have never kissed a girl. I think about it sometimes, and i really wanna kiss one but i dont know how to find one. I have no experience in kissing girls, or finding a lesbian or a bisexual girl etc. Another problem is im not the kind of girl that will go to partiess every weekend. I love staying at home but i will go out if i feel like it..
How will i find a girl who likes girls? How will i know if she is actually bisexual or lesbian? What should i do??

Good advice: Search out for a lesbian through some means, and give it a go. See if you feel the attraction when you're together, when you kiss, when you anything.

Better advice: Like who you like. Girl, boy, doesn't matter. You're 15, you have a lot of figuring out to do, and worrying about something like this isn't worth your time. You'll get it figured out one day, until then, be a 15 year old girl and have fun.

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I'm 15/f. I have kissed 6 different people before over the course of many years. Um, there's this one guy that I really really like and he likes me a lot too and it's scary because we both went to a party and I got drunk and so did he and some people said we kissed but others said we didn't wnd I don't think we did.. So I'm really nervous for tomorrow because we are hanging out and he said he wanted to kiss me to make it a for sure thing. I'm nervous as hell and my anxiety has been crazy. I need ways to calm myself?

Just relax. He likes you. You should be thinking about how nice it's going to be kissing the guy you like!

If that doesn't work, chamomile tea.

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I'm 16 and I've had a thing with a guy that's 8 years older than me, since I was 14. He's had the same girlfriend since we started. They have two kids together. He tells her all the time that he doesn't want to be with her though and he tells everyone close to him, including her and his own mother, that he's leaving her when I turn 18, to be with me, since it's technically illegal with me still being a minor. I've known him my whole life, and he's stuck to the same thing since we started this crazy thing. Do you think he'll really leave her to be with me? And if it affects anything, the kids aren't really his, but he raises them.

You're breaking the law and breaking up a family.

Also, you have to think about this: If he's willing to cheat on her with you, what is going to prevent him from cheating on you in the future.

It's no good for you, it's no good for him, it's definitely not good for her, and it's EXTREMELY unfair to the kids. Call it off. Think about your life. You're too young to be ruining so many lives.

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