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You see that man in that picture? That is me. I'm metal as all holy heck and I will give you answers so metal, you'll grow a beard. Even if you're a teenage girl.

So throw a question my way? "I like this guy and this guy, what do I do?" PICK THE ONE WHO LIKES METAL! "I've been feeling depressed lately, what should I do?" LISTEN TO SOME METAL! "I need help with my pre-calc homework." THE ANSWER IS METAL!

I can handle it all, I will not shy away from any question. May the metal be with you!

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I'm the guy who asked for advice with kik and my crush.
So I was really anxious to message her since I've never really talked to her. So without thinking I messaged her. And this was all before I got an answer for my previous question.... I messaged her with a fake account... And to make it worse I sent her, "Hiya!" Again I wasn't thinking. So now I know she read it and didn't answer back. Now honestly if it were up to me I would actually talk to her but I'm way to shy. and at the moment I'm trying to get out of my comfort zone. And I also am kinda scared to talk to her with my real account. Cause Im pretty sure she knew me when I went to the same school as her and I don't know what she thought of me. I don't know what to do!

Well, if she can't trace you back to your fake account, try again with your real account. Just be like, "Hey, we never got a chance to chat before I switched schools, how's it going?" Be real, I know it's hard being awkward, (I was a teen with a crush before text messages and kiks so I would nerviously call over and over) but just go for it. Once again, the worst that can happen is she doesn't like you back. It's not the end of the world. You can move one. You're young, don't let it ruin your life.

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So I've been having the same crush on this one girl for about 4 years. I've literally have only said one word to her. I won't go into much detail into it all. But we've both always turn up seeing each other. Anyways i left the school she was at, so I can't really talk to her face to face. I don't know her phone number. The only thing ls I know is her kik username and Pinterest account. Now I would've talked to her before but I'm extremely shy. And I can still go back to the school but I'd rather not for personal reasons. I mean I still go to school just a different one. So the thing is I don't really know what to do. I was gonna make a fake kik account and ask if she's dating anyone, and kinda go on from there. And don't say just forget her because I've tried and she just keeps coming up. What do you think I should do? I can still just talk with real kik account or through Pinterest? Though again very shy so..

Don't make a fake kik account and ask that. Just say hi. Ask her how she's doing. Build up a relationship (in the knowing people way). Get to know each other.

Making a fake account is just weird. If she finds out, it might turn her off of you. So just be you. What's the worst that can happen? She doesn't like you, and you move on.

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Gender:f age:15

I really like this boy. We used to talk like ALOT. But he's made other girl friends and talks to me less. We have been friends for a year. I want to ask him out but I dont know how. He's asked for my number, and he likes to make dirty jokes with me too. But I'm the only one he makes dirty jokes. I really don't know what he wants either. Once my friend was like" aw you guys dating? . You cute" he got really red and it was awkward cause I really like him. He got jealous when I was talking to this boy (the boy was my cousin and he didn't know) I caught him staring at me he really red and had snapped a pencil. But why would he distance himself if he likes me you know? But anyways, I just want to know how to ask him out,if I should, and for. What reason would he distance himself? Tysm.

Fun fact: you can ask him out too. He seems shy, so go for it. What's the worst that can happen? He says no? You're 15, the average lifespan of a female in the US is 82, you have a long time to find a boyfriend. Don't stress out over this. If he likes you, then you'll get together, if not, then you'll find someone else.

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Ok my situation is unique. Im a 17 year old guy. There's this girl that I've met a few times, and I've texted her for almost two years. She used to like me, but at that point in time I didn't like her. Now our positions are reversed...I told her that I like her but she said she doesn't feel the same. She's sending me a lot of mixed signals, saying "if we hung out more I might like you" but then when I said "unless you think there's any chance of us being together, I'm going to take a break from texting you", she said ok. Do I move on? Do I hang out with her more? Or do I take a break and just be her friend? She isn't someone I want to give up on, but I've been rejected so many times by other girls that I just don't know what I'm doing wrong. And I'm not antisocial, and I've been told I'm pretty handsome, but what am I supposed to believe if girls just aren't interested in me?

Your situation isn't unique. You are every worrisome teenage guy ever. If all she had to say was, "okay," then fucking move on. She's not worth your time and effort if she cannot put the time and effort into giving you a better response than, "okay."

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My boyfriend's birthday is coming up and I have no idea what I want to get him. I did ask him if there was anything he'd like, but he said he didn't know. He loves video games, zombies, anime/manga, and old computer games. He's kind of shy and laid back. I'm only sixteen and he's fourteen, so nothing perverted either, haha. I have like two weeks, but I like to plan ahead of time, so is there anything a teenaged boy like that would like for his birthday present? I'd prefer a guy to give suggestions, but hey, if any girls out there know, feel free to answer!

Go to www.thinkgeek.com. That seems to have stuff he'll like, if not just get him something stupid that'll make him laugh.

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Im 13 and my friends talk about their girlfriends quite often. they ask if iv'e got a girlfriend and I reply "iv'e never had one".
WHY IS THIS!

I'd say the obvious answer is that you haven't asked out a girl yet, but maybe I'm looking too deep into this one.

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Well, I like this boy, let's call him Ryan, he is the drum major of our band. For all of you who aren't in the band, that's the student who directs us so our band director doesn't have to. Him and I never talked. He talks to EVERYONE else in the band except me. He will even walk up to a girl I am talking to, talk to her but not say a word to me (maybe that means he doesn't like me). He is also a boisterous, bubbly guy but comes time to say something to me, he is quiet and shy. At the performance we attended Saturday our band director forgot to tell us where we were going at one point so we just filed down the aisles and our drum major thought of that idea so to tell us where to go he put his hand on my shoulder for a good 2-3 minutes and said "follow the leader everyone.. me!" also when he congratulated us after our performance he marched up to where my section stands to tell us how good we did, I thought that was odd because my section is the front of the line, I thought he would go to the middle so everyone would hear. Also, one time at practice I borrowed my friends sweatshirt and it seems like after the drum major realized what I was wearing he got kinda mad, like, his attitude did a total turn around and he was a jerk in a matter of seconds. Also, when he does something crazy that our director tells him to do he looks at me all red when he's done and continues doing his thing. One more thing, when he is on the podium conducting, I see him look at me a few times, daily just to make sure I'm still there and okay, I guess and when he is on the podium and we are inside we form a circle he always has his back turned to my section. Does he like me and how could you tell? Any help is much appreciated!

It doesn't sound like he likes you at all. In fact, it sounds like he opposite of likes you.

Dtthkolk is brutal, I was honest.

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Okay, im 17/m starting college soon. My sister lives about 2 hours away from me but one of her friends moved down to where i live to go to college but not the same one as me. My sister wanted me to start hanging out with this girl. So my sister came down where i lived and we all met up for the first time and she was kinda quiet, but she seemed really nice. I'm not sure if she just wasnt in to me or if she liked me idk we talked for a little bit but no really too much. I have been thinking about this girl and i do want to be friends with her or be in a relationship with her. I have her number but how should i start talking to her?? And btw my sister wants us to go out lol. But yeah she was on my mind all day and I do not know what to say or start off a conversation with her.

Traditionally people start with, "Hi..." but you could always switch it up.

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I hard that this coming summer in july there be only 2 sec of sun light northern of the earth. I hope that not true. what we do with out sun light. how we survide in the darkness

Everyone shall die. Sorry.

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okay this isnt about me dating my friends ex or anything, i have no interest in that at all.

okay im 17/f to start off with. well i used to be best friends with this girl, we're still good friends but we just dont hang out like we used to. she met this guy over the summer, and through a series of events, they started dating. they were the perfect couple. and everytime i was with her, he was there, and i got to know him and hes really fun to hang out with. well just recently, they have fought a lot, and eventually they broke up permanently. now its really awkward when i text him, because i dont want her to get the wrong idea, that i like him or something. he is just a cool friend and he always listens if i have a problem. i kinda miss hanging out with them, and i want to again, but i dont think that will happen because they fight alot and stuff. i feel like i cant hang out with him either, because then she'll think i like him or something(if i was in her position and she started hanging out with him, i would feel the same way, you know?) so i never really see him at school, and hes a cool kid so i dont wanna lose him as a friend. i tried to get them back together, but mission failed. i really dont want her to think im sneaking around her back, because i dont mean anything by it. i just want us all to be good friends again, what do i do?

Flip a coin: heads you hang out with her, tails you hang out with him.

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Ok, I'm female and almost 14.

So one of the guys in my class tries to annoy me. During 6th period he uses his foot to shake my desk and looks at me sometimes, and in 4th period he was REALLY close to me and looking over my shoulder while I was reading the chapter's notes aloud. He keeps saying stuff to me like he's my boyfriend, but in a joking way. Recently, one of his relatives passed away, and since then, he's either nice to me or tells me to shut up when I'm not even talking to him! I'll admit, I kind of "like" him, but I really don't KNOW him... I really don't know what to do. Does he like me? And if he does, what do I do next?

Talk to him? Get to know him?


If you don't really know him doesn't that sound like a wonderful idea?

Ok, so you admit that you don't really know this guy, and you're still trying to decide if he likes you, and you kind of like him. So what should step number two be?! Take him home and bang him? A nice expensive, roamtic dinner? NO! You should GET TO FUCKING KNOW HIM. I don't know what else you could be looking for you confused psycho.

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i am a freshman and they are having a whole gift exchange thing at my all girls school. i didn't make any really great friends, but i still want to get them something because there is a specified time for "gift exchange" next week.
what should i get for my classmates?

A giftcard to Starbucks. Nothing says, "I don't know shit about you," like one of those.

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well im going to a formal dance on jan 5, i go to an all girls school so i had to ask my date, i did and he said yes. this is really weird but like, im SO worried something will go wrong and he like wont be able to go and im gonna be left without a date and have to go by myself (and theres no one else i could ask). like he wants to go so my fear is crazy .. please tell me how i can stop stressing!!!

Smoke a couple bowls of pot.


Just kidding, I would never suggest using an illegal drug that could get you arrested, suspended from school, and possibly shunned by society.


I'd just say relax. He obviously wants to go with you, so if something happens and he can't, it would be out of his control. Life doesn't always happen you way you want, so maybe you could just be with your friends if it happens. But I'm sure it wont.

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I deleted the one I just posted because I realized that I left out crucial information: Yesterday I had a major fight with Tania and I spoke to our Human Resources person.Tania (the manager)has been picking fights with everyone.She fought with Nancy, she fought with Regina whose the quietist person on the face of the planet),she fought with Lenny, etc.Yesterday I was at Lennys terminal because I needed to look up a phone number.Tania saw me and said can I see you for a second.When I was in her office she then told me that I should not ever talk to my coworkers,that we are here to work, not talk to one another. Well that is when I said to her why was she fighting with everyone. And she said if my coworkers have a problem with her then my coworkers should tell her.I said to her that she is not the owner of the company that the CEO of our company is. That she is just an employee like the rest of us. She told me that if I am not happy I should do what makes me happy and I should call Human Resources.So I told I will and I did.She said she will give me the phone number to call but first she has to call and tell them to expect my call.She did that and ten minutes later I spoke to James of HR privately so no one else could hear what I told him.I told him everything about her, how she is fighting with everyone, how she does not want us to talk to one another, how she wont let us go in the break room during the day to have a cup of coffee.I also told him that on Friday when she went out to a meeting everyone was so relaxed, that they did their work but they had fun doing it and we all took brakes to speak to one another.He said that when the Regional comes back from vacation he will talk to her.James could not believe what he was hearing. What do u think? (TANIA REPLACED OUR FORMER MANAGER(A GUY) WHO EVERY ONE LOVED. HE KNEW HOW TO MANAGE SHE BULLIES and Today no one spoke to Tania at all and she hardly spoke to us. And she did NOT call any one into her office at all. I think she knows she is on thin ice.) ALSO KEEP IN MIND SHE LIVES TWO AND A HALF HOURS AWAY FROM WORK. SHE TRAVELS FIVE HOURS A DAY TO WORK.

If your company is worth it at all, they will deal with her. You did the right thing by going above her head. For now, just tough it out and keep making complaints if she's doing anything wrong. Things will work out for you!

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My boyfriend is like a "nerd". It's hard to to explain why, but believe me, he is.
When I first started going out with him, I knew that he'd be very prude because he went out with my best friend a year ago, and they went out for 7 months, and he never even attempted to kiss her.
One year later, I went out with him, [ still am ]. He tried kissing me on the first day, and tried making out with me on the second.
First of all, why do you think hes like this?

Today is our second month aniversery [ haha . ]
At the pool today, he grabbed me and started rubbing me aginst him, and he was REALLY HARD. & He grabbed my butt. He was bascily like grinding me. I loved it, but I mean, do you think this is too fast? I don't want to show that im easy, cause i'm not. Im 13, and this is my first boyfriend.

He asked me if I liked it, and I just said yes. Could I have said something differnt? Whenever he does something "new" he always asks that, and I just say "yes". What else could I say.

Thank you so much for all your help.

That does seem a bit too fast for someone who is your age. Maybe let him know that you're not ready, and that you either need to know him longer, or need to be a bit older for stuff like that. 13 year olds really shouldn't be getting into stuff like that, but it happens and you're going to do what you'd like.

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im really worried because i have mixed feelings 4 my teacher shes lovely and a young woman i am a 13 year old girl
i dont think i fancy her but i always want to talk to her and we=hen she complimants me i blush!
i have a boyfriend and am attracted to him help me.i have lots of girl friends at school , i am always looking for an excuse to talk to my teacher

She could just be someone you look up to. Maybe you just respect her so much that you're flattered when stuff like that happens.


Or you're secretly a lesbian.

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HI
Im 13 years old and have never had a bf. All my friends have and they have all had their first kiss i still havent . Im worried ill never get a boyfriend when i talked 2 my mate she said to try flirting more but i dont know how
please help
xx

I didn't have my first kiss til I have almost 20. It's really not a bad thing that you haven't at the age of 13. It's better than kissing everyone.

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Okay so there is this teacher at school who I really like. Shes like punk rock-emo even though shes in her fifties. Heh. Anyways, like some days she is extremely funny and bubbly and happy and the the next day she will be totally crazy and stressed, almost to the point where she scares us. She will start yelling at us and blaming all of her problems and stuff on us. Anyways I was just wondering, could this be a sign of like bipolar disorder or some other disorder? Like, I dont want to pry into her personal life, but I want to know if we are making her mad or if it is some kind of thing she cant control.

She's probably mad because punk is dead.

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Hi, I need to learn Hebrew in less than 6 months. Does anyone know a program or how I could become almost fluent in hebrew fast?

Please help!!

THANKS!

Watch Borat.

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hi, im fifteeen years old and i live in ny. i want to get a job over the summer but it seems like no one my age hires!..do you know any good places that hire young besides summer camps? thankss =)

McDonalds!

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