ask WittyUsernameHere



read advice get advice make favorite read feedback advicenators



A quick note: If I answered a question and you have further questions for me, please include a URL link to your original question(s) so that I can be sure of what we're talking about. Questions that reference something we talked about a week ago that I can't quite remember are kinda hard to answer.

Welcome to my column.

I don't apologize for my answers. I speak to the audience, and in doing so I sometimes tell the audience things they don't want to hear or cant handle.

I believe in stands on principle. I believe that doing right for the sake of doing right is a good way to live. I believe in self awareness and encourage it in others. I offer the most unbiased viewpoint I have. And yes, I am only human.

Im going to tell you what I think you need to hear. You are not supposed to take what I say and follow it. You are supposed to take what I say and _think_about_it_

Oh, and feel free to ask me questions, but netspeak, ebonics, terrible grammar, and your teen angst about a crush will be ignored.
Location: No where you've heard of.
Member Since: July 16, 2007
Answers: 2588
Last Update: April 13, 2014
Visitors: 107342

Main Categories:
Love Life
Random Weirdos
Mental health
View All

Please help.

I know its wrong but recently my boyfriend went to chicago for the summer and i realized he has a secret myspace well that isnt all so secret because i came across it. Im tired of him walking all over me and all i do is try to make him happy.
How do i get his myspace password with no downloads or cash, I wanna step up finally and this crossed the line. (link)
There is no legal way to do what you're asking and certainly no ways to pay or download something to do it. Hacking an actual website is stupid and traceable, and no one who was actually capable of doing anything on the myspace end ever would for anything like this.

Similarly, installing a spy program on his computer would be a criminal invasion of privacy, and is completely outside of your ability to accomplish and hide even if it weren't and he weren't in Chicago.

It sounds like you don't actually know anything and are just being a bit paranoid, controlling, and creepy. When guys do this, they're called creepy stalkers and girls tell all their friends that this dude's psycho.

Just saying.


Rating: 4
Rating changed by DN:

Please consider that advice is not always something you agree with, however what you were told is true. If you change this rating back, your account will be closed.

Original:

Changed Haha your real funny dude this is an advice colum not a site to nag.




read advice get advice make favorite read feedback advicenators

<<< Previous Advice Column
Next Advice Column >>>
humorist-workshop
eXTReMe Tracker