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hey guys . . .so i have to take a urine drug test friday but i smoked a small roach of weed two weeks ago . i only took 3 - 4 puffs.. now i know weed stays in your system for 30 days but i dont have time to wait for a month i need the test done by friday...alot of people told me to drink alot of water till friday but im not too sure how well that will work...any feedback would help! (link)
If you took 3-4 puffs two weeks ago it's entirely possible that it's out of your system by now.

THC is fat soluble. That means your fat cells store it over time, but it has to be transferred from your blood to the fat first, which takes time.

There's a maximum concentration your blood will reach, and a maximum transmission rate. 3-4 puffs wouldn't even saturate your blood, which means that little to nothing transferred. THC is out of the blood within days, a week tops lacking stores elsewhere, two weeks later you should be entirely clean.

No guarantees. Water intake makes a difference, exercise makes a big difference (more exercise flushes your systems more rapidly) as does body type and general metabolism.

Drink 64 oz of water a day. Spread out. Go out for a good bit of exercise wed and thurs. Drink plenty of water the night before and the next day, and make sure you pee once or twice before you take the test itself, like when you wake up.

You'll more than likely be fine.


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hey there ! thank you for the advice but do you really think i should be good by friday ? it was only 3 to 4 blows ..i would think it wouldnt do anything to me but still...




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