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Gender: Female
Location: sydney, Australia
Occupation: bartender/student
Age: 23
Member Since: November 14, 2005
Answers: 35
Last Update: November 27, 2005
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I'm a 16 year old girl.

Ok. So I like my eyes and all but when guys try to get me to go out with them just by telling me that they like my eyes it totally turns me off even if the guy is really hott or nice. Here is an example of what most guys say: "Your eyes have taken over my soul."

The whole "your eyes see into my soul" thing is getting very old. My question is, can't guys come up with some original pick up lines? (link)
haha they never will. Boys are fundamentally stupid and originality is not their strong point. You just need to laugh at them when they say something like that.. people actually use lines like 'so come here often' and if you dont laugh in their faces they will never learn. It is also fun to think of the cheesiest pick up line you can, the biggest cliche one you can think of and reply to their cheesy soul lines with it. for example if they say anything about your eyes say back... was your dad a thief? he stole the stars from heaven and put them in your eyes.. or did it hurt? when you fell from heaven did it hurt? then they are forced to realise that you are aware that they are using a line on you and may make them develop some originality.


Rating: 4
LOL. Thanks. I'll try it next time and tell you how they respond.




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