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Location: big Kannnnsas
Age: 14
Member Since: March 8, 2005
Answers: 125
Last Update: February 13, 2006
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hey this is alex whats your number again (link)
alex who?
steph 5688820
jess 6208201


ok you guys are the most fun people to be around but like you are always together so you can't just be with one of you it seems like without the other 2 getting mad. i love you guys so much! you guysare awesome its just try harder to not be so clicky

i love you (link)
err sorry.. we just have a lot of fun together, and we do live 2 houses away. but i guess we'll try...?


I have heard a lot about the two of you. some people say your badass and others say your goodies, i heard the both of you and some other people took out your moms car one night and picked up all these highschoolers and that you smoke pot and take pills and drink like crazy. set the rumors straight. whats true, whats not.

I need to know. I want to be just like you two
so thats you i need to know, so i know what to do or not to do.

signed, want to be
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you shouldn't just do what we do, and you also shouldn't believe everything you hear


jess and steph...

our school is very very very "clickish" and its really hard to make new friends from a higher social status than myself..so what do i do?
how do i make NEW friends that ACCUALLY like me insted of TOLORATE me? you dont know what its like :'( i wish u guyz and other ppl would just be more accepting.

signed,
lonley and confused (link)
wellll i guess we haven't noticed anything like that but i dont know what to say.. i mean you should be friends with who you like and have fun with, not whose in the " higher social status " or watever. so i dont know what to tell yeh!


your boobs are really nice and i want to have sex with you all night i wanna lick your pussy and stick my dick in your mouth O YES! i wanna f*ck you well got to go call me sometime hottie i wuts your phone number i love you and your NICE ass i wanna have sex with your boobies i wanna lick your vagina



well cya (link)
who is this


you 2 are the prettiest girls in the grade, to bad your so BITCHHY! (link)
thanks? how can be less bitchy?


AH HOW ARE YOU GUYS SO HOTT SERIOUSLY I FERAKING LOVE YOU GUYSS! do you have any beauty tips or anything for all of us geeks wondering! thanks babzz! mwahsies (link)
lol uhhh thannks?


So theres this like girl...that i really like...and she wore this really cool pink mini mini skirt today over her jeans....but she has brown hair and thats against my Hindu religion....her name is STEPHANIE EFFING GARVER AND IM JUST KIDDING

hahah im cool (link)
hahahahaha jamie YOUR SKIRT WAS PRETTIER FABRIC.. mine just can't compete with urs..


how do i tell a really rude friend to shut up and their not as cool as they think they are and there not the boss of everyone

-pissed off (link)
umm you might want to say it a little bit nicer.. : / but if it bothers you tell them that they can't tell everyone what to do.. and they should back off a little bit i guess


duuuuuuddee where do i get carmel apple lollipops?!
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i effing love you emily!!!!


Is Maddox a man or a hermathradite? (link)
uhh i can't tell? and wtf is a hermathradite?


ok i know girls like guys with big penises but i have a small one, its like a 3 incher and i ask girls if they will give me head and they always say no because they see how samll mine is and i jsut want to know what oral sex feels like, please give me head,

signed, HORNY (link)
wait didnt we answer this? buy some pills or a pump


how big is ur left boob (link)
uhh which one of us?


u guys showed me ur balls last weekend, so i figured you'd know hwta to do (link)
uhh yeah!


i have a small penis and i know girls like you too want big penises like 7 and 10 inches but i ahve like a 3 incher and i really want to expirence oral sex, but all the girls say no because its so small, so i was wondering how do i get a girl to give me head??

signed, REALLY HORNY
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hmm buy some enlarger pills or a pump thing!


im dont usually hang out with ya guys but would you guys ever kiss me if i paid you 3 dollars??

guess who it is (link)
yeah sure 3 bucks!
who is this


hahaha you actually got it rightt!!!!

well it was one of us...BUT U:LL NEVER NO WHO


LLALALALALALALALALALA

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megan ur NOT COOL!


do you guys ever give each other sexual pleasure, if you do.. any tips? (link)
haha i duno mayb lol

GO FOR THE GOLD MAN!


hmm iwonder who said can i grow back my pinky haha lol thats funnyy



GUESS WHO THIS IS!!!!!!!!!!

im a sexy beast with a huge ass (link)
i think it was andy lol

uh megan or whitney i duno there both pretty darnn sexy!


How can I grow back my pinky? (link)
haha




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