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Location: big Kannnnsas
Age: 14
Member Since: March 8, 2005
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Last Update: February 13, 2006
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wow these bitches are awfully nasssty!!
dayum...omfg kids they live two houses away and are best friends...im sure you all have friends like that...that you do everything with...yahh
stop complaining retards and get a fucking life!
and why cant you all go up and talk to them and not label them as being clicky because get to know them...they arentt
jess n steph i love u!! (link)
thanks jamie ur da best! u nemo partna


yah what kenz said... and i didnt know my lil science googles did it twice.. i thought i did it wrong the first time sorry bout that one (link)
love ya ellie


Steph and jess are like the best friends you could have...so you can all shut the f up about clickyness! your not cool

-- (link)
we love you kenz..


so in my science class there is this fugly girl dannnnnng she is fugly... anyways she always steals my googles.. well ariels googles..

please tell me how to deal with the fugly lookin girl

clueless.. (link)
bang her up the butthole.. but i mean thats just my advice..


i have this problem in a class of mine... there is this really big weirdo who always steals my googles well ariels googles.. and pulls my hair.. god she is so fugly to!


clueless...

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hahahahaha lmao ellie i god damn love you, but i definitely own the goggles..


I THINK IM THE ONLY WHITE PERSON ON EARTH THAT HAS A BIGGER PENIS THEN A BLACK PERSON.... i dont like them blacks though.. damn monkey always thin there better just cuz they're bigger. well not anymore ya flippin jigs.... i just need it to be sucked ok because im one sexy motha fucka but im a pretty shy guy so i mean... what should i do?

big jim (link)
find a hooker ; )


ok i have a 20 inch penis that noone wants to suck what do i do? I'm thinking of just sticking it in there and having them deal with it. I have killed many people with it and it's a varosous thing

help me please i need someone to suck it and if u would like to say yes (link)
cindy will suck it for you


i am really ugly and i dont know what to do. how do i get guys to like me, you both are so pretty and allllllllll the guys like you! how did you pull it off? (link)
lol thanks! but i bet your not ugly.. u might just think you are! so maybe get a new hairstyle or wear new makeup ( if u wear any? ) and make yourself feel better!


ah jess and steph i love you guys so much like seriously i dont know what i would ever do without you...yeah im not asking a question but i really just wanted to say taht your awesomeee! dont ever change!!!


by they way you guys are dammnnnn sexy too :) (link)
haha thankkkkks


is it weird for a girl to ask out a guy?
or for the girl to make the first move?
i figured since you 2 have so many guy friends you would know, but the thing is i dont want to be called a slut if i do something " not major, but more than make-out " with this guy i like.

check with some of your hotties and get back to me

signed, confusion (link)
welll the guys we have talked to before about that say it would be AWESOME for the girl to ask out the guy, or especially to make the first move. and if you do , do something wtih the guy you like.. i guess you just odnt have to tell anyone? i mean who says you have to announce it

hope we helped ; )


omigosh sorry i waslike reading this and i pissed my pants...every1 is like omioghs i wanna b you!! haha thats a bit stalkerish...
nat (link)
lol we love you nat!!


Hello, this is a man who needs help! I have having penis during sexual intercourse. The problem is, it is that i jizz backwards. I'm not joking you people. Sometiems I get a drop comming out of my ass!!!! Obviously this is a problem needed to be delt with. I was wondering if you had an idea? So, to wrap this up please respond to this Q with some wisodome.

-Penis*Boy- (link)
welll u could like put something up in butthole so it wont come out lol i duno?


I WANNA TAP YO ASSES
sup niggs?? JAAMIE (link)
hahahaha love you jamie


How can I get my poop into the toilet without having to use my hand?





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uhhh?


jess and steph

put yourselves in someshoes at our school ok...imagine this... you arent very popular, no guyz notice you, do average in class, all the clickish girls think you are really really weird because all you wanna do is have fun

that is how my life is ok..wether you know it or not.. you "popular people" hurt peoples feelings all the time

my question is.... why do you limit the choices of your friends? are people like me not good enough for you? is there something wrong with me? you need to think about this im sure u dont care but it means the world to me... to be accepted by people to know that people want to be friends with me

signed
upset & stuck in a world of bitches (link)
it would help to know who you all are..


i luv you guyz soo much ur both really pretty and nice but tooo damn clicky..all i want to do is be friends with you. but if you wont even TALK to me how in the would am i suppossed to do that? i see all your guys's little click at school and i think to my self geez i wish they would be friends with me. :'( (cry face)
please please try to sit with other peopple and talk to other people at school..because you never know you may stumble upon a diamond in the dirt that you never noticed before

signed
not clicky and a wanna be your friend : ) (link)
llol jeez okay guys, just fricken talk to us! we aren't going to like say no we're too cool for you!! cuz we aren't and we know we aren't, so sorry for everything like that.


OKAY so my mom verbally beats me while my dad physically beats me and every1 at school tells me thats not right but i dont see wats wrong i mean its our bonding time wat should i DOOOOOO???????????

signed dumbass (link)
uhh yeah thats pretty fucked upp
u should call child abuse placee


yea i def. agree you guys are soooooooooo sooooo soooo clicky...you no maybe other people would like to sit with you atlunch? or sit with you in class? or even just talk to you in the hall??
geez what my question is... how do i be accepted by your "group"????? i just want to have some other friends too!

signed
not judgemental and friend-wanter (link)
okk we dont try to be first off.. and we do talk to other people. and lunch isn't a big deal.. its 25 minutres of eating - who cares where u sit........


lol wow i just read through all of these and i was like cracking up... lol.. wellllll i love u guys and i'm like not asking a quesiton im just commenting haha loveya
**CaRriE** (link)
we love you carrie!!!


Im sorry but i don't think there clicky at all! im sorry there best friends and they have fun together! they are just awesome people...and no offense thats how your spoce to be with your best friend! (link)
haha thanks whoever that is!!




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