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Whats a handjob? BlowJob? Swallowing? Head? Orgasm? (link)
a handjob is when you rub or move to sexual excite a man's penis. a blowjob is when you play with a man's penis with your mouth by sucking it, licking it etc. swallowing is when the man cums (ejaculates) and you swallow it. A head is when the man sucks, licks etc. a woman's vagina. An orgasm is a noise made by both sexes while having sex.


how do you have sex (link)
The man's penis goes into a woman's vagina and the man does a motion of entering and exiting (in and out) until he ejaculates. The best position is the missionary position try searching it on www.google.com


i'm 15/f and i am well gifted..i have a bra size of 36DD and every1 says that my behind looks like j.lo's or as ppl say like an onion..and i'm 100% PORTUGUESE (azores) ..gotta represent..anyways..do guys find big boobs or nice ass more attractive..please help! i rate highly =]


xo0x (link)
depends on the guy, i personally don't


well my boyfriend wantds to finger me but im scared it will hurt like hell...x should i be scared did it hurt you ...x please tell ...x (link)
it didnt hurt my girlfriend when i fingered her just tell him to be gentle and slow since its ur fisrt time to be fingered :D


What are some things i can do to turn a guy on? (link)
rubbing his penis or rubbing your vagina, you could also try taking your clothes of slowly so he can feel the sensation of touching you. you can also start kissing him starting off with the face and down to the penis area.


is it bad to finger yourself while your taking a bubble bath?

and how do you know if your having an organism? (link)
no its not, and you should be making moaning sounds. watch a movie with sex scenes :P


what and how do you mastuerbate? (link)
you masterbate your vagina, you can finger it getting two fingers and an inserting motion into your vagina and out. You cna also use a dildo, using the same motion or you could get a vibrator which pleasures you :D


My boyfriend really wants to finger me and i just want to know from someone who has gotten fingered before... what should I expect? Thanks. (link)
you should expect a good sensation down there, and a good feeling. you also should expect some licking a bit if not its still good, you should produce a lubricant liquid that is used when having sex (it is a natural lubricant from the vagina that helps sex so the penis runs smoothly in and out of the vagina)



hope i helped


Is it true that a sperm dies if its in the air for 10 seconds? thanks (link)
No, a living semen cell can live for up to 2 hours considering it is stayed as a liquid and not evaporated or dried.


hey i'm a 17/f and well i wanted to give my boyfriend a blowjob but i'm not exactly sure how to do one. I have never done one and i really really want to give him one b/c he has already pleased me! so is there any steps to doing it? or do's and don't!? plus i am sooo sure that i want to give one! and i'm not even really scared but i just wanted to know what i should do and what to do to set the mood!!PLEASE HELP ME!!!!

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thank you very much!!,
chel (link)
start by taking your clothes of slowly to get him in the mood, then start sliding your hands down from his face down to his penis. Then start rubbing it and then start sucking it, lick the inside of the penis and lick the outside, think of it like licking a really long lollypop etc.
DONT bite :P and theres nothing else you can do wrong except vomit all over when he cums. And if he cums don;t worry you wont get pregnant.


what are some good and pleasurable ways for girls to masturbate?? thanks. (link)
Using a dildo, fingering yourself and even buying a vibrator which feels really nice.


okay so ive been really horny lately and i cant see my boyfriend for a while so i really really need some tips on how to "please" myself!! (link)
try buying a DILDO, or try fingering yourself. Or you could buy a vibrator that really feels good.


what is "poppin your cherry?" (link)
When you have not had sex (virgin) you have a layer of thin skin inside your vagina blocking the entrance to your ovum etc. When having sex this should be broken this is then called popping the cherry.


what does it mean when someone tells you that you give the quickest blowjob? (link)
Just start licking him and rubbing him at the same time and lick and suck his dick and lick the inside of the skin and rub him at the same time, hint having an orgasm will also make him ejaculate faster because it makes him more sexually active.


Okay sorry this question might sound really really stupid. l know what a handjob is... but how do you like... give one? l mean do you just shake it around or something? Haha l know that this sounds really weird but PLEASE answer. Because l tried to give my boyfriend one yesterday, and he was just like "Uhh are you sure that you know what you're doing?" And it was SO embarassing. (link)
Well hold it like holding a... javelin. And just start rubbing it and rubbing the skin of the penis and pushing the skin towards him and away from him until he ejaculates.




Hope i helped and its not embarassing your not the only one


Well me&my boyfriend have been dating for what will be a year on friday. we have madeout, removed clothing, and i have rubbed his dick. I want to give him a hand job or blow job but i dont want it to seem awkward and i dont know how to start doing it. I know how to give a hand job but not a blow job. Please help. (link)
Imagine the dick as a lollypop, just start sucking it and playing with it, start licking in it rub it at the same time. Lick all around it and inside the skin (if his not circumcised) until he ejaculates or cums. If his having an orgasm or he starts to cum then your doing the right thing. Don't worry swallowing cum won't get you pregnant as the stomach acids destroy the bacteria before it gets rid of it through your vagina.



Hope i helped.


alright so i'm a 17 year old guy and i've always wondered if i'm small or normal size or what, its 4 and a half inches soft (link)
An average size is about 4 - 5 inches soft.
And the average for hard is about 5 - 6
try measuring it when it's hard and ask again.


me and my boyfriend had sex but it was my 1st time, and it was for like a min. but he didnt cum or have a condom on. i gave head to him before than about 30 mins ago. but even though he had a sex with me after, is there still any chance im pregant? (link)
yes theres always a chance of you getting pregnant. The cum can still be on the penis from the blowjob and may be transfered into your vagina. So you may be pregnant. It's best to take a pregnancy test just to make sure.





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quite a few people have told me that when a chick has sex it releases some chemical that makes you think that you're in love. so i was wondering does it? (link)
NO, sex doesnt always mean love. Guys Guys Guys... All they have always been thinking about is sex and girls! :P i mean seriously! Have you ever earsdropped onto a boys conevrsation?





Even though every incident happened to different people (and not Caroline) I am just curious if the following incidents did happen to one person who I will name Caroline and it happened to her over a period of ten years and Caroline posted each incident right after they happened and received answers that made her feel better should Caroline forget about the incidents because she got reassurance from this typs of website and each incident happened many years apart. HERE ARE THE STORIES: (A) In the year 2003 a male clerk tells Caroline who does NOT weigh more than 110 pounds she weighs 130 and he said this with her standing behind a partition and all he could see of her was her arms and face and she was wearing a coat; (B) In July 2004 a chunky girl tells Caroline (a thin girl who is always told by strangers, relatives, and friends she is thin/skinny, looks like a size 4) that the chunky girl thinks Caroline is average and size 8, then pauses and adds in size 10; (C) In June 1991 a cousin asks Caroline are you a size 8 or 10 and when Caroline says size 8, the cousin said I thought so; (D) In September 1997 a vendor tells Caroline who is thin/skinny; you have to be a size 10, my daughter is a size 10 I am selling jeans which are a size 10; (E) In August 1987 A masseuse tells Caroline who is thin/skinny with no cellulite "You should use a cellulite cream; (f) Caroline was standing behind the Xerox machine and asked another girl if she thought Caroline was thin, and first the girl said well in a hesitant voice but later on saw Caroline standing erect and told Caroline she is very thin, and only said well because she never sees Caroline standing; KEEP IN MIND THOSE SAME YEARS, AND YEARS BEFORE AND AFTER CAROLINE IS TOLD SHE IS THIN/SKINNY AND LOOKS LIKE A SIZE 4 (link)
Yes they did. It's true.




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