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i dont know what my problem is. when i want to get an erection, i cant, but when i get a headache, i will get one but i dont feel like doing anything when i have a headache, and after the headache goes away, my arm pits hurt and i want to shave my pubic hair. is this normal?

bill. errr

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i am a male and i like random things shoved in my ass, but i am not gay, i dont think? is this normal?

NO its not normal LOL. idk if this is serious or not but maybe you should question your sexuality.

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ive been with my boyfriend for 4 wonderful months.. when is the right time to have sex do you feel.. if we are both ready...

i think when you both are ready.

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I NEED SOME FLuffy. FLUFFY THINGS MAKE SOME GARBAGE NICE BECUASE I AM THE MONSTAR3243?

myke you are so freakin weird lol

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I dont know what to do Jess.Me and Joe arn't together anymore all because a meaningless kiss. I was dumb and let it happen, but I had to. I knew I loved Joe, but I had to prove to myself that I could do without the other guy.When Joe found out...we broke up, but ended up getting back together after 2 days. Well that was 2 weeks ago. We both kinda knew things were going different because the kiss was always on his mind and things just wern't the same. I had'nt seen him except once this week and its because one day when he said he was going to skip school with two of his friends...he wound up going to the movies with his little sister's boyfriend's ex girlfriend! Then when he was supposed to come over, he called me and said that work wanted him to go in an hour early, but he really went and hung out with the girl. He told me all this last night and he said nothing happened between them and he was sorry cuz he didnt want to hurt me cuz he knows how bad it feels. So he was just like...I dont think "I want a girlfriend anymore" and that was it. Then all nite we were talking and I can't stop crying because I know that the kiss I made fucked absolutly everything up. We had it perfect and it was the relationship I always dreamed of. I finally had it...and now it's gone and im not sure its comming back this time. uhhhg I just don't know anymore. I love him, but what can I do to prove to him how much he means to me and is the only thing im missing in my life?
Sarah Pirozzi-15

tell him everything you feel. and keep doing it. it will get to him. i know from experience. make him understand everything. if he really truly loves you. he will understand. ask him if you guys can start over and forget about the kiss. if you need anything just IM me. ill be here for you

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I NEED SOME FLuffy. FLUFFY THINGS MAKE SOME GARBAGE NICE BECUASE I AM THE MONSTAR3243?

uhh then all i got to say is get some fluffy

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what's the white stuff in my underwear?!? LMFAO. krysta knows what im talking about. HAHAHA, sorry. I had to be retarded and write in this thing. I love you Jessica.

let me take a wild guess. its cream!?! have you been sexually active or do you see something that turns you on. lmao

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i think that i am pregnant but i don't know! I don't wanna buy a pregnancy test cause i am only 15! I don't wanna go to the doctor because they may tell my parents! If i am pregnant should i abort my baby or just live with it? Please help i am soooo scared!

i think you should just live with it! abortion is like murder. i think you should get a test and see what the results are. but eventually your parents must know if you are. i think the sooner the better.

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well theres this boy, and he seems to be into me but he keeps going out with this girl on and off again.. and he says he doesnt like her, and i dont know what the deal is :\.. thanks for taking your time.

maybe you should back off for a little while and see whats up. if he really likes you, he will come to you. if not dont waste your time. there are pleanty of boys out there.

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what's that flabby thing hanging from a girls cooter?

hahaha. its part of their vagina. umm if you wanna get into detail. look it up.

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what is my problem, where ever i go i always am horny and just start beating off. ive beat off everywhere imaginable, at work, at school, even driving down the road

haha you have a problem. i think you might need to see a shrink. its not healthy to keep jerking off. eventually you will get introuble. maybe you have had some lack of sex in your life. go find a girl :D

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I really like this girl, and we started dating but we never get to see each other and i really love her what shoud we do?! P.S. i am female

dont worry time will come. and if she loves you everything should be fine :)

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why must crushes hurt?

______fear from GJ

crushes hurt because guys dont know what they look for in a girl. maybe you arent the person they are looking for. keep looking. you will find that right person. trust me.

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omg omg pelase help me this sucks so bad!! when iw as peeing today i realized that i wasnt even really hlodign my wang it was more liek i was pinching it with 2 fingers and apperantly im not the only one who discoverd it was small im constinly gettin made fun of about my little weenie, i had several chicks tell me too :(
i started gettin courious about my size when i was having sex and my partner said it tickeled and another said she couldnt even feel it and anohter one just laughed in my face as soon as i dropped my pants. i wanted to get enzyte but 1 i dont havea credit card, 2 im not 18 yet and 3 idont even know the number for the enzyte company. please pelase please help me jessica !!!

boy i dont even know what to tell you. find a girl whos not interested in size? first ask her if she cares hahahaha. and if they dont like you for who you are then why bother.

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How come my vibrator doesn't work anymore. It got stuck up my cooch the other day and it hasn't work ever since I pulled it out. PLEASE HELP! I'm soo soo soo horny!

omg im not trying to be mean. but why dont you get the real thing. i mean it feels much better. if not. go buy a new vibrator! or you could masturbate

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